Asses*

Yeah best teacher for perhaps, 9 year olds.

I would never say 'I miss winter'.

Cat-serrole

I mean. It truly is a 'holy f**k', no?

Is this alluding to a famous detective or a story?

Gay Nazi is an oxymoron

Road runner Road runner
Going hundred miles per hour

I remember when everyone on Funsubstance did

You're telling me that 2030 is closer than 2013 was?

2008 had a lot of great movies though

I already have 3 so... the other 3.

Why doesn't a 12 year old not know how to put on a movie herself?

Jack Whitehall said this joke on Graham Norton

Doesn't everyone?

Its *

Cockwork

Did a retard make this?

Taste is like the butt, though

He does nothing, the boy does nothing

Must have been Victoria's Secret

Figs look nothing like dates

Oh this again