"Aye momma, what's good?"

*sudden realization of fear of heights* "what the f*** did I just do, why am I doing this!?"

I already hear the endless yapping this dog has planned for the future

I got a re-captcha that said the N word once

*30 yr old man blushes and giggles to himself*

You guys ever do that thing where you like, start throwing your legs in the air to make you bounce on your back

"Get a dog, little loggy!"

Look at his proud shitty little grin afterwords

lolol I read it as the dark knart

Jeeez, those are some wonky tits

That pretty much looks like most guys out there, tiny little heads with weirdly huge muscles.

Reminds me of that movie Monster House.

Ha, I accidentally read 'walk like a tampon'

That is the most adorable thing I've ever read, oh my god

I seen one that said 'YEEHAW' and when we pulled up, it was a little old lady

It almost looks like its wearing sunglasses

This is late but there's also a little hint of Drake Bell in there too.

What the hell? I guess I read that a little too fast because at first, I thought that said "I love it when you're drinking citrus drinks and you can feel that tongue on your entire face"

It kinda creeps me out looking at him because him and my aunt pretty much have the same face