shrekislove_
Shrek is love. Shrek is life. It's never Ogre.
This is my swamp now
Cutest proposal in the history of marriage 4 comments
shrekislove_
· 7 years ago
... I'm getting a goldfish.
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Who here is birthday sex?? 21 comments
shrekislove_
· 7 years ago
Both my parents are in March... I am in december... I don't know how to feel about this
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Meet my gf 6 comments
The Floating Seahorse - the first floating house in the world 10 comments
shrekislove_
· 7 years ago
"I need some milk, let me just take a boat to the shops"
"They can't deliver in 30 minutes or less if I'm in the middle of the ocean"
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"They can't deliver in 30 minutes or less if I'm in the middle of the ocean"
Shut up and take my money! 16 comments
shrekislove_
· 7 years ago
No, they display it as a trick... they make it look amazing... Then they remind you "my eyes are up here"... don't fall for it, it's a booby trap...
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What kind of animal is she 25 comments
What kind of animal is she 25 comments
Man that gives cancer 15 comments
shrekislove_
· 7 years ago
Well I might just go to prison!!! It's the only way I'll be on time anymore
Man that gives cancer 15 comments
How is that possible? 16 comments
shrekislove_
· 7 years ago
I don't have a girlfriend. I have a pain in the ass which I am stuck with...
I like how awful these responses can get 22 comments
shrekislove_
· 7 years ago
You use number 7...
I need to use numbers: 12, 13... And I'm scared to ask 18...
I need to use numbers: 12, 13... And I'm scared to ask 18...
p*rnhub is a weird place 33 comments
p*rnhub is a weird place 33 comments
shrekislove_
· 7 years ago
Can we PLEASE watch this together!?! I have no idea what to expect but... PLEASE!?!
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How to get rid of your gf's friend 9 comments
