ShrekIsLove_

shrekislove_


Shrek is love. Shrek is life. It's never Ogre.
This is my swamp now

— ShrekIsLove_ Report User
Baby time 8 comments
shrekislove_ · 5 years ago
16:12?
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm 11 comments
shrekislove_ · 5 years ago
Let's do it!
I said coconut water 7 comments
shrekislove_ · 5 years ago
I say it like coke-n-nut water
So coke and nut water
She has her moments, but 2 comments
shrekislove_ · 5 years ago
When I dial my girlfriend it's also 666. Due to her first 3 letters being 'Noo'
I said coconut water 7 comments
shrekislove_ · 5 years ago
So coconut water became coke and water... I'm scared to ask where's the nut
I'd watch this movie 4 comments
shrekislove_ · 5 years ago
Llamas in cats?
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Two vortex rings colliding (smartereveryday) 3 comments
shrekislove_ · 5 years ago
It actually looks cool, in colour anyways
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Rain deer 2 comments
shrekislove_ · 5 years ago
What did Santa say to his wife?
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Fridays be like 12 comments
shrekislove_ · 5 years ago
I speak English and Afrikaans(not that well, but enough to make sense of it)... and I understand basic level Zulu, but can't really speak it.
My girlfriend @kittyrawrawr understands Afrikaans very well, if you ever need help.
Fridays be like 12 comments
shrekislove_ · 5 years ago
Yes yes, very much a South African born and bred
Fridays be like 12 comments
shrekislove_ · 5 years ago
$1.45... is that expensive or not? That's equal to about R20 which is expensive
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The one that got away 5 comments
shrekislove_ · 5 years ago
Yep. Your friend went dumpster diving. That's wedding vows stuff!
But you're not going to mention you deleting my contact on mxit?
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When you lose your home 2 comments
shrekislove_ · 5 years ago
Feelsubstance
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Ozzy the Least Weasel 7 comments
shrekislove_ · 5 years ago
Tiny, fluffy and tries to nibble at everything... it's a Naz
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So I stumbled upon this 6 comments
shrekislove_ · 5 years ago
Someone please confirm this?
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Rarely seen 6 comments
shrekislove_ · 5 years ago
I am the confused...?
Priorities 5 comments
shrekislove_ · 5 years ago
Lucifer!!
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Yep 50, why? 10 comments
shrekislove_ · 6 years ago
I think so! I was just about to ask
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Bad girlfriend 6 comments
shrekislove_ · 6 years ago
We're going to ignore the flesh light...?
Elon has achieved our dreams 9 comments
shrekislove_ · 6 years ago
Isn't she a singer? Some Canadian singer if I remember correctly
Video game crafting 1 comments
shrekislove_ · 6 years ago
Skyrim...
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The man, the myth, the legend 5 comments
shrekislove_ · 6 years ago
If he became a detective, he'd be called Snoop Do... oh wait
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Absolute madlad! HE DID IT! 4 comments
shrekislove_ · 6 years ago
I love the video, and the message each part sends out! But I also love memes.
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Do things for him 23 comments
shrekislove_ · 6 years ago
Ask to stick it in HIS butt
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