shrekislove_
Shrek is love. Shrek is life. It's never Ogre.
This is my swamp now
Won't allow her boyfriend to invite his friend to their party just because he's black 20 comments
shrekislove_
· 6 years ago
I'm not racist but Indian people have amazing hair.
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Won't allow her boyfriend to invite his friend to their party just because he's black 20 comments
shrekislove_
· 6 years ago
Solution: Have the party somewhere that's not your house.
Boyfriend's solution: New girlfriend
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Boyfriend's solution: New girlfriend
Do it! 26 comments
shrekislove_
· 6 years ago
"Shrek is love..." I'd follow it up by saying "Shrek is life" before I high five her and get back to it!
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Words 15 comments
Revenge done right 36 comments
Smoke bubbles bouncing on water 11 comments
shrekislove_
· 6 years ago
Air is less dense than water. So the air wants to float upwards, whilst the mixture for the bubbles wants to fall, thus causing the bouncing motion. You generally don't see it when blowing standard bubbles because it is too small(not a lot of air inside)... These bubbles are big, thus more air... hence more of the "smoke go bong"
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Smoke bubbles bouncing on water 11 comments
Just look it up 17 comments
I maked this pls be nice 15 comments
Baby time 8 comments
shrekislove_
· 6 years ago
4:20? 600 minutes is 10... 300 minutes is 5... 60 minutes is 1... so that's 16... and 12 minutes left...
I said coconut water 7 comments
She has her moments, but 2 comments
shrekislove_
· 6 years ago
When I dial my girlfriend it's also 666. Due to her first 3 letters being 'Noo'
I said coconut water 7 comments
shrekislove_
· 6 years ago
So coconut water became coke and water... I'm scared to ask where's the nut
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