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GG Canadian Neighbour is getting homemade cookies tonight 3 comments
sikfux · 6 years ago
And it better be some LOUD
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A hair-raising experience 10 comments
sikfux · 6 years ago
It's called...a comb.
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Australian bicycle race finish 8 comments
sikfux · 6 years ago
HELL the FUCK no!
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The balloon cops 12 comments
sikfux · 6 years ago
The fuck you say about me?
You think I'm JOKE?...
I kill u bich
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Water is ni- 2 comments
sikfux · 6 years ago
fuck you @water
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Invisibility cloak for only $200?! 3 comments
sikfux · 6 years ago
Fake.
It doesn't cover him in the first photo.
Booooooooooooooooo
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High suicide rates 14 comments
sikfux · 6 years ago
You have to on this site 'cos (joke) everyone is a the fucking Gestapo with a magnifying glass looking for one little thing to take you away to "camp" (joke)
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Another strong hurricane gonna strike the US 8 comments
sikfux · 6 years ago
*packs my bong and fire kush*
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Did you hear about the fire inside the circus? It was in-tents 1 comments
sikfux · 6 years ago
At times I would cry myself to sleep after realizing some fucked up shit about my life especially if I was being selfish.
At night you really think about things.
s a d
b o y s
Even I don't know 15 comments
sikfux · 6 years ago
This is Halloween this is Halloween
Halloween Halloween
This is Halloween, BITCH
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Teamwork 4 comments
sikfux · 6 years ago
The arrows are backwards.
The stream of information is going the other way.
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2meirl4meirl 5 comments
sikfux · 6 years ago
No. No fuck.
No fuk now, no fuck ever.
There are no fucks my friend.
NoFux.
Queen of wasps 14 comments
sikfux · 6 years ago
You have rookie eyes...the safety's on.
*eats gun*
Queen of wasps 14 comments
sikfux · 6 years ago
Did somebody say "hunt"?
Look out fuckers...I'm a real one.
Things you do to avoid war 2 comments
sikfux · 6 years ago
Oh shit.
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Whats that? Oh nvm keep looking 8 comments
sikfux · 6 years ago
Who rides the oil? I need a bus!
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No, this couldn't go horribly wrong, no way. 6 comments
sikfux · 6 years ago
*flips the switch*
Hehehehehehehehe
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Whats that? Oh nvm keep looking 8 comments
sikfux · 6 years ago
Who needs the bus? I ride oil!
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That's how you die 1 comments
sikfux · 6 years ago
Better climb out the window and get high with @natethegreat and @afroman
...that escalated quickly 3 comments
sikfux · 6 years ago
Good Guy God
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Smart girl 4 comments
sikfux · 6 years ago
*masturbates on a clock*
Oralé 21 comments
sikfux · 6 years ago
I heard "fucked up snake hentai?"
I love fuked up stuff.
I am a sikfuxer, you see.
One day, while alone in the woods enjoying her natural state, she stops to take a nap.
About an hour later she wakes up in shock to a snake wrapping itself around her soft, naked body.
The snake fully wraps itself around her, leaving her unable to move.
He stares lustfully into her panic stricken eyes and whispers assurances and promises of a good time.
He moves his rattle vigorously back and forth, not unlike a vibrator.
Then slowly he teases the girl with his rattle.
She tries to resist, but to no avail. She screams for help, but no one is around to hear.
After trying all she could, she decides to accept her fate and soon finds herself falling in love with the sensations...no longer able to resist, she relaxes her body and surrenders. Dripping wet, she begs to be penetrated. The snake penetrates...
You'll have to pay me to finish the rest you horny fux
xD
Or just use your imagination.
Or watch pron.
Hope that burns off some calories for you 8 comments
sikfux · 6 years ago
lol what a bitch
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A reminder of the human cost of dictatorship 24 comments
sikfux · 6 years ago
You know what?
You're officially one of us now.
.
Welcome to the sikfuxers.
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