I can see why it’s golden

It’s tracking inside, winter is the season of crunchy floors

Look, the guy isn’t getting out. This is the standard of prison for everyone. With college education, like everyone else is entitled to, you can turn around your life so that once you get out, you aren’t a burden on the system. And why the hell is people in quotation marks? I have relatives who worked in offices near where the bomb went off in Oslo.

The mountain was actually important before, so this was particularly insulting

Why not? They would have shared experiences to bond over, and might have the chance to have biological children.

It’s very cool, I need it

I was smiling, then told to close my mouth, so I ended up looking really pissed

It’s true

If you let me dump information on you I will be your best friend

Hurricane time

Gets into car crash, new horn is now installed into the back of his throat

Vintage

Where would they be found, if it were modern day

Pronounced like bird-er woll

Islands baby!

I want to push him off of the hill

And here we complain about calarts

What’s her name so that I might support her