I always lock the door really quickly so no one can break in, the tiny window in between when it’s closed and when it’s locked is a moment of irrational fear.

True love

I saw this on Quora, the question was taken down because OP was trolling

I heard that it's not good for your complexion though :p

I wasn't expecting this ending

We all have two wolves inside of us. The black wolf has depression. The white wolf has depression. You have depression.

Thank you for making the first move, I want friends but I'm shy

Why would Santa do this? Santa isn't real, he can have any gender or race. He can have a hat full of noodles. He can have two beards and one eye. I'll defend the right to make Santa whatever the hell you want him to be.

I think this is possible by splitting the stem and putting the parts in differently coloured water. I did this, but only one colour per flower.

Mentally disabled, maybe, but I'm enjoying being a weeb

Maybe they were all too expensive.

I don’t want to switch the summer clothes and the winter clothes every three seconds, so if it’s warm in February, sweater it is.

Being woken by birds and sun in your face isn’t always pleasant

Isn’t it amazing that we can do this much on one device?

Yes homo. All the homo.

The app was probably made by a lot of different people, even if the founders or what have you were white males. The police officer also may not be a white male. Now, that doesn’t mean that OP isn’t a brat, but the person responding doesn’t have the snappiest counter arguments.
Also, if I’m not wrong, this is an anonymous confession app.