I have tons of screenshots of crazy guests. I might make a compilation one day.

That’s really neat. Russian piping tips can make little roses fairly effortlessly if you want to add some more of that kind of thing.

Therefore, however

This was my dad. Has all sorts of nicknames, cradles him like a baby, and takes funny pictures.

January and February were trial rounds. 2019 starts in March.

Cats may appear to hate you, but they are different creatures than us and simply show their love in other ways. Just being the room with you, looking out for you, are ways they show it.

I'm in second winter

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

That’s a weird way to put it, but wow those police officers are irresponsible

*sniffle*

My nervous system is messed up, so sometimes I do feel digestion

Why do I feel like OP was trying to gloat

How about they get married and rule the sea side by side as queens

And feel all the blood rush out of your hand? Yes

Burgers are definitely supposed to be held in your hands, I find that cutting it with fork and knife makes it so you can’t get all parts of the sandwich in one bite.

This is a low quality meme, please stop bothering fat people.

That is not how it works