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If you do this or you're parents of people who do this you're trash 28 comments
silvermyth · 5 years ago
I think they were actually put up by local youth groups.
Harry knows how! 8 comments
silvermyth · 5 years ago
Not if he already cast protego
If you do this or you're parents of people who do this you're trash 28 comments
silvermyth · 5 years ago
Leave no trace was on a sign at every park
Harry knows how! 8 comments
silvermyth · 5 years ago
Voldemort can do non verbal magic, remember?
Cross dresser???? 8 comments
silvermyth · 5 years ago
To be funny, it should be rooted in truth. This is hardly a meme.
Cross dresser???? 8 comments
silvermyth · 5 years ago
This post was brought to you by the misogyny gang
Consuuume 5 comments
silvermyth · 5 years ago
No worries, on the internet tone is hard to determine. I wasn't sure if you were sarcastic or not.
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Consuuume 5 comments
silvermyth · 5 years ago
Not everyone grew up with the joke is all
Consuuume 5 comments
silvermyth · 5 years ago
(because seven eight nine, or seven ate nine)
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just opened up a whole new can of worms 14 comments
silvermyth · 5 years ago
Well, the house was mostly destroyed by the rebounded killing curse so the neighbours probably heard it.
Harry knows how! 8 comments
silvermyth · 5 years ago
Voldemort could just expelliarmus those guns away. Expelliarmus disarms, and that doesn't mean just wands.
If you do this or you're parents of people who do this you're trash 28 comments
silvermyth · 5 years ago
They're both correct, you're means you are. "if you do this or you are parents of people who do this, then you are trash"
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Do what makes you happy 5 comments
silvermyth · 5 years ago
Sorry, I didn't realise.
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I guess I will have to check back next month then 7 comments
silvermyth · 5 years ago
Oh yeah, for sure not for astrological reasons, but I just found the blanket statement annoying. It's hardly going to be based on when you were born.
I guess I will have to check back next month then 7 comments
silvermyth · 5 years ago
I would like to think that they do, seeing as we live on a planet and the sun is a star. So yes, they probably affect us.
Anti-vax logic... 3 comments
silvermyth · 5 years ago
My uncle says he doesn't get flu vaccines because flus didn't use to killed people. Tell that to the spanish flu.
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My bf 5 comments
silvermyth · 5 years ago
Gets very uncomfortable when you're in public and that's Not your girlfriend
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Yep... 10 comments
silvermyth · 5 years ago
Honestly, just listen to what your doctor has to say about your health. You can have some extra fat on the surface, but your cardiovascular system is a-ok and so is your nutrition.
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Expecting 15 cm of snow tomorrow :) 1 comments
silvermyth · 5 years ago
And the stores are beginning to market their springtime items, which only makes it worse. It's still a hard freeze every night, I can't start up my gardening and 'make spring pop'.
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You can run, but you can't hide 6 comments
silvermyth · 5 years ago
Why is facetiming in public worse than taking calls in public?
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Doubling down 5 comments
silvermyth · 5 years ago
We aren't sure he actually died a virgin. Or what if he was just gay, and not a virgin only in a straight sense.
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Self care 16 comments
silvermyth · 5 years ago
"Now let me explain to you something called the witness protection program.."
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Colorized by me: Tuskegee airmen attending a briefing in Ramitelli, Italy, March 1945 2 comments
silvermyth · 5 years ago
Pretty sure it's a bot reposting, but that still annoys me
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Customer experience may vary... 8 comments
silvermyth · 5 years ago
I keep trying to figure out what this joke is, but I keep hitting a dead end
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