Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome be like

Looks flammable. Careful with the paper.

What if you kill a killer, then kill yourself?

It’s so strange, I always thought it was Cumberpatch. Every time I see it written, I am forcefully reminded that I am wrong.

When I was younger, I ran an Animal Jam YouTube channel with like 50 subscribers. One of them happened to be my school teacher.

Those cars are surprisingly multicoloured.
Also, as a person with OCD, it bothers me when OCD is used as a descriptor. My compulsions involve violent and stressful thoughts, as well as bizarre urges that make me look like an idiot. For example, I might get the urge to touch a doorknob at every angle possible with both hands.

A wall would be a waste of money if the goal were to keep people from crossing the United States’ southern border. It might be more effective to use that money to make the immigration system more orderly.

There were other forms of visual evidence before, like the stars orbiting it

This is a relic

Look at them, being perfectly fit for their environment! Using the product of the brains attained by evolution. Helping one another reach their goals.

Like when Oddvar Brå broke his ski pole, and someone from the audience gave one to him.

My aunts dog, who could be majestic, looks like this https://spoekelse872.tumblr.com/post/184037939596/doggy

Maybe you started out with enough money, then something happened.

What’s the original template for this meme

Seems like they make fun of everyone equally

These are all over my town from fall to spring

Colorism is when lighter skin is favoured within specific “races”, and is certainly a real thing. Take, for example, the prevalence of skin bleaching treatments in South Asia, Southeast Asia, Latin America, and Africa. It’s the beauty standard. In the United States, darker skinned African-Americans are more likely to be suspended from school. https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s12552-013-9104-z
A quick google search will reveal studies on discrimination in hiring linked to skin colour beyond race. It is a real issue, and dismissing it so quickly is foolish.

I notice that you seem to be hyperextending your knees. Be careful about that.

That random person wants royalties from you

It’s an unethical life hack for the company. If the customers car is immediately soiled afterwards, they have to pay for another car wash.

Never poop at someone else’s house. Avoid such activities entirely. It’s like how in the Underworld, if you eat something, you are trapped forever. Tread lightly.

They all taste good, the orange and reds have a stronger and juicier flavour while the pinks and yellows are more subtle, but linger on your tongue. You need a combination of all of them. There is no light without dark, no one sided coin, blah blah blah.

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