Me after casually mentioning that I like to go on walks at night and the class acting like I’m some sort of creep

Me, pouring boiling water on my hand: Watch out Aquaman, we have a new contender in the stadium

Me, while quickly turning the quality from shit to amazing: Enhance. Yep, that’s our guy.

That's not right- if you don't want to talk to her, tell her, coward.

No offence, but when does this happen?

Escher is so good, creating abstract art that is actually art

And for good reason, behold!

They look like they’d melt easily

I’m no vegan, but some vegan food is delicious- a burger of chickpeas that, while it didn’t taste like a meat burger (and it did not try to), tasted amazing. I also recall a vegan cupcake that was the most decadent I had ever had. But often, vegan food is overpriced, or perishes too quickly if it is a vegetable (which would be a problem in a hurricane).

Me, both angry and emotionally detached

Cute-ass animal. 11/10

Low tier meme

Source?

Let's play some Gregorian chant, some Icelandic anti-capitalist techno, a bit of ancient Chinese traditional music.

Well, that’s amazingly fucked up

I find that Romanians tend to be hard-working (although this isn’t always true and is a generalisation, that’s just a pattern I noticed)

This would be relatable if I had a friend