You know what beating a baby seal sounds like?

If your marriage is good, your spouse should be a friend who you want to hang with all the time. If only Saturdays are for the boys, then your spouse is being controlling and that’s not good.

No no, that’s a Parrot. You’re thinking of a unit of weight for precious stones.

I love this website called *checks smudged writing on hand* where!

Why’s this have Miraculous Ladybug characters

Mysterious ways

Where’s this person from? Their url implies Norway but I don’t believe it’s like this.

Unfortunately fake

Well, at least the Americans staged a coup and installed an illegitimate leader

You can get a whole mess of these on AliExpress, they don’t turn into soda though but are still cute.

Pretty cool, it’s probably good for learning Braille too.

Europeans tend to have stricter food standards as well. But we’re not that skinnier than Americans tbh.

Silly women, why pursue a degree to become a girl doctor when one can just become a normal doctor.

Life is such a gamble for me because I’m allergic to it everything. I’m allergic to warming up too fast (get hives), allergic to exercise (hands swell up), sometimes I say fuck it and just live a little. I love pho but I’m allergic to god knows what in it, but it doesn’t stop me. Probably a terrible idea, but I haven’t died yet and have gotten used to mild suffering.

Sorry, Mr. Mime already claimed that free real estate

I wonder what would happen were someone to be neglectful and cause a fire..

Twenty car pileup?

Guess I’m a man. “Smell this, it’s absolutely disgusting” someone says, I proceed to smell it anyway