Your experiences are universal my friend

Change one word is the sentence with a different word... see you’re fucked up now.
Me: I’m just going to pop these cookies in the oven
An intellectual: replace cookies with Jews and see how it is... we live in a society

Noah fence, but this conversation looks staged. I mean, the double standard is certainly present, but it’s not usually this obvious.

This would be great for migraines.

You never know the kind of mental issues the kid might have. This would be fucked up if it were real.

Supposedly, the alcohol content needs to be like 75% (will kill you) and the temperature like 57c (will kill you, brain enzymes denature are 42c)

“Vision” of hope

What’s going on here?

It’s wild how movies like these aren’t nominated for western animation awards

I dunno, longer eyelashes often make one look more feminine or traditionally pretty. So while men may not care about the exact length in millimetres, they might care about a pretty face.

I mean, Japan does underreport crime. Severely.

Can I replace my nerves? They’re shit.

No offense, but isn’t it very common to have a piece? My parents have multiple. My German teacher had one.

Not that it’s a bad thing, but I wonder where this photo was taken. There’s just so many white people.

GOTTA HAVE THAT SWEET SWEET NORWEGIAN CREEK WATER

Gen X: Are the therapists

Sometimes, when close to death, one’s body holds out a little longer out of willpower. That’s why a lot of people die right after the holidays- saw the family, was happy, and at peace to leave.

You know what beating a baby seal sounds like?