Hieroglyphics, people in the future will wonder what crack we were on.

Here’s an idea: wear whatever the hell you want

Well, at least you aren’t as self absorbed as she is

The workers are being sucked dry

You wake up from the surgery. Your boyfriend is gone. You ask the doctor where he is. He replies, “who do you think gave you the boobs?”
lik if u cri everytim

in awe of the size of this lad

Uh that’s a gazelle

That’s barbaric, always use your dog to dry off your hands. Greasier and better. Protect yourself from the Coronavirus

I’m 15 and this is yeet

Still an interesting infographic. Many places could really use public transport, or more efficient public transport.

Must suck to have trypophobia and be shot by that thing, because you’d be shot 14 times and I imagine that would hurt.

So that’s what they meant when they said they “liked pussy and dick”

Who’s the artist? This is very nice.

I don’t know why, but 2020 Bieber looks like you’d find him crouched under your sink, with a dead rat in his mouth. Perhaps it’s the beady eyes.

New rule: If the designs for the female characters are horny, the ones for the male characters have to be too. I get it, it’s fantasy, we all like hot people, just show a little gender equality.

Your experiences are universal my friend

Change one word is the sentence with a different word... see you’re fucked up now.
Me: I’m just going to pop these cookies in the oven
An intellectual: replace cookies with Jews and see how it is... we live in a society

Noah fence, but this conversation looks staged. I mean, the double standard is certainly present, but it’s not usually this obvious.

This would be great for migraines.

You never know the kind of mental issues the kid might have. This would be fucked up if it were real.

Supposedly, the alcohol content needs to be like 75% (will kill you) and the temperature like 57c (will kill you, brain enzymes denature are 42c)