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silvermyth


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laughs in Vietnamese 7 comments
silvermyth · 18 weeks ago
*laughs in Libya*
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So is this a thing now 130 comments
silvermyth · 18 weeks ago
Does a dream ever just ruin the vibes of your whole day?
seems this is relevant 10 comments
silvermyth · 18 weeks ago
source: xkcd
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The plague is no worse than the common cholera. 5 comments
silvermyth · 19 weeks ago
Ah, but what if it’s true?
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That's too stupid to be kept to myself. 6 comments
silvermyth · 19 weeks ago
If OP keeps dispensing such sumptuous pearls of wisdom I may have to keep a diary so I don’t forget any of this horseshit
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So is this a thing now 130 comments
silvermyth · 19 weeks ago
You just wake up like “damn, I wasn’t coping with that as well as I thought I was”
Thanks Charles Darwin... That’s evolution 6 comments
silvermyth · 19 weeks ago
The first guy, while jacked, has an ugly face
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Watching The Magic Schoolbus with my kids when 1 comments
silvermyth · 19 weeks ago
Ms. Frizzle has an eating disorder
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Nice guy vader 2 comments
silvermyth · 19 weeks ago
<3 live love thrash, body a crumpled heap as you struggle to inhale through your crushed windpipe
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So is this a thing now 130 comments
silvermyth · 19 weeks ago
I had a dream that I met shadowlord on a boat in Iceland once, actually. I was surprised that one could dream about people they’d never met.
Ahhh 1 comments
silvermyth · 22 weeks ago
Use mematic or ms paint
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Excited zonked stupendous Caterpillar 12 comments
silvermyth · 23 weeks ago
*kills myself* now one more killer will die
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Cute Mary, Jesus, and lamb 4 comments
silvermyth · 23 weeks ago
Awful pale
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Yes 33 comments
silvermyth · 23 weeks ago
I’m 90% sure the original wasn’t made by a trans person. Most trans people know and understand about cis people not wanting to have sex with them. What trans people are asking is that if a cis guy dates a trans woman, he be considered straight, a vice versa.
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Really now 3 comments
silvermyth · 23 weeks ago
They’re right. “Nothing”, the word, is written in stone.
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I've got no strings 1 comments
silvermyth · 23 weeks ago
One way? Change “unwisely” to “knowingly”.
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Real life vs Netflix 3 comments
silvermyth · 23 weeks ago
And somehow I manage to be both
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Let's eat Grandma! 5 comments
silvermyth · 23 weeks ago
Pregananant
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Tinfoil hat 2 comments
silvermyth · 23 weeks ago
This wouldn't happen to be a dogwhistle, would it?
Creator of the most iconic photo 6 comments
silvermyth · 23 weeks ago
damn I hope he gives it back
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Throw back to the time I almost broke my neck for some selfies. 19 comments
silvermyth · 23 weeks ago
"I have the perfect familiar for you, for a reasonable price, of course."
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please, the keyboard emotes are MUCH better 8 comments
silvermyth · 23 weeks ago
Agreed. And he should have less of a nose.
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Throw back to the time I almost broke my neck for some selfies. 19 comments
silvermyth · 23 weeks ago
Field mice can be a pain to catch, especially without a familiar.
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Throw back to the time I almost broke my neck for some selfies. 19 comments
silvermyth · 23 weeks ago
Good selfies though
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Nope 1 comments
silvermyth · 23 weeks ago
Didn't realise funsubstance was now incelsubstance