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silvermyth


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I am faking It boys 5 comments
silvermyth · 4 years ago
At a certain point, you’ve drunk enough Gatorade that it really won’t make you better. Gained water weight, though.
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I'd buy it 1 comments
silvermyth · 4 years ago
It’s a meTApHoR
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The circle is complete 10 comments
silvermyth · 4 years ago
It makes sense when you think about it- most likely person to accept trans people is other trans people.
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Greeks were freaks back in the day 2 comments
silvermyth · 4 years ago
Don’t think of corkscrews, don’t think of corkscrews..
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It's a funny story actually 6 comments
silvermyth · 4 years ago
It’s funny, but we really know they just saw a calf doing it. Even so..
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Can't argue with logic like that 2 comments
silvermyth · 4 years ago
I agree with the meme but when you constantly talk about assault rifles all the time it shows you know little about guns
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Scandinavian geography, explained by cats 2 comments
silvermyth · 4 years ago
Iceland, a sad cat crying in the corner
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I have Achived comedy 2 comments
silvermyth · 4 years ago
This is really dumb, and also yes? That’s how things work- I can’t remember definitions for psychology, but I can remember all the lyrics to a Japanese song.
Yeti never complains 2 comments
silvermyth · 4 years ago
I almost missed the joke, good thing for those rectangles
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A Real Patriot to Be Pardoned By a Traitor 1 comments
silvermyth · 4 years ago
If he did that, I would gain a tiny shred of respect for him. Couldn’t have that.
Through the lens of a fallen leaf! ???? Photo by William Smith 2 comments
silvermyth · 4 years ago
It looks like a boat or a ribcage, amazing
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So is this a thing now 130 comments
silvermyth · 4 years ago
Yeah, I had a dream in which the clown I saw on the street earlier has a barbed tongue like a cat, woke up in a cold sweat.
So is this a thing now 130 comments
silvermyth · 4 years ago
Sometimes, the terror felt is inexplicable and can’t be re-created
So is this a thing now 130 comments
silvermyth · 4 years ago
They come like twice a year now. Used to get them all the time. Can’t say I miss the horrifying ones, but I liked the ones where I was other people. I wonder if they go away as you get older.
Weight loss 6 comments
silvermyth · 4 years ago
That’s really interesting, but I wonder, is it safe to lose so much so quickly?
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So is this a thing now 130 comments
silvermyth · 4 years ago
Sometimes I just get wildly shaken by a vivid dream in which I’m someone else. In one vivid dream, I found pit of corpses in my backyard. But most just involve home invasions.
laughs in Vietnamese 7 comments
silvermyth · 4 years ago
*laughs in Libya*
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So is this a thing now 130 comments
silvermyth · 4 years ago
Does a dream ever just ruin the vibes of your whole day?
seems this is relevant 10 comments
silvermyth · 4 years ago
source: xkcd
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The plague is no worse than the common cholera. 6 comments
silvermyth · 4 years ago
Ah, but what if it’s true?
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That's too stupid to be kept to myself. 6 comments
silvermyth · 4 years ago
If OP keeps dispensing such sumptuous pearls of wisdom I may have to keep a diary so I don’t forget any of this horseshit
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So is this a thing now 130 comments
silvermyth · 4 years ago
You just wake up like “damn, I wasn’t coping with that as well as I thought I was”
Thanks Charles Darwin... That’s evolution 6 comments
silvermyth · 4 years ago
The first guy, while jacked, has an ugly face
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Watching The Magic Schoolbus with my kids when 1 comments
silvermyth · 4 years ago
Ms. Frizzle has an eating disorder
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Nice guy vader 2 comments
silvermyth · 4 years ago
<3 live love thrash, body a crumpled heap as you struggle to inhale through your crushed windpipe
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