State Fairs will never be the same

It's wild, because these two types do clash at school occasionally

This type of shit is what made me leave funsubstance.
Nobody is arguing for changing Mother's Day to "birthing person's day" or "menstruating person's day". People aren't arguing for changing the word "woman" to "menstruator" or "birth giver". They're just pointing out that not all women menstruate/can give birth, and not all people who menstruate/can give birth are women. The only people mad about this are people who heard that it was a step toward making trans people feel included. Nobody saw "menstrual product" and went "unghh you mean FEMININE products".

Chad

Fact is, most of the statues weren't even put up during the Confederacy, but rather put up as an intimidation tactic during Jim Crow

You can do this in non-gender-neutral bathrooms, if you aren't a coward

*loicence

True for a lot of countries, but yeah, fucked that teeth isn't considered healthcare

damn r/historymemes really has changed since I last saw it, this weird box has replaced the snoo

Street cats: *destroy the local bird population*

I bought a cane with a hidden sword (illegal in my country) and I feel much sexier, so you know this trick works on everyone

Not me, I actually orchestrated a 30-car-pileup in LA a couple years back. Feel free to "cancel" me, sheeple.

Honestly, the logic checks out, and that's why I have no problem with people eating dogs. I just wouldn't do it personally. Both pigs and dogs can make great pets, and presumably both can make great meals.

damn we live in a society

Hey, all you need to do is pay off a bunch of sleazeballs to do a low-sample size, non-peer-reviewed study for you, and you're set! I believe in you <3

Nah, that's just what Ancient Greek bears looked like

They're married

Gonna tell my kids this was Elon Musk before he transferred his consciousness to the modified body of one of the Mars settlers who failed to pay for the voyage

Kind of goes for the other way around, too. I usually like English dubs, but some are unwatchable. Like the old Cardcaptor Sakura dub. "saCURRa"

I'm so excited for the Josh fight. My uncle is dead meat.

*pushes batman off cliff* budge up, it's been 11 minutes

Take some me time. Be presumed dead by local authorities.

become furry when a cat sits on you