Ok. Not only did I laugh out loud, but I literally just logged on after picking up the dog from surgery . . . With her cone of shame . . . And the cat is eyeballing her. Thank you for that.

That would be nice

Kick it's ass! You got this!

Are we green?

O_o

. . . I live in Montana. How did I not know this.

My childhood :)
Thank you!

That's why I can't get my yogurt plush that talks? Damn you, Lucas.

That guy legit looks like Robin Williams

I'm not gonna lie, it took me way too long to realize who he was.

2000+ people showed up for it

I will call going squishy and he will be mine

Huh, maybe my mum should have told my dad that's why she was having the affair. Might have stopped the divorce.

As an American, I use this form. It makes more sense to me.

I'm a love shark! I love it!

I was at work when I found out my grandma passed. She told me if I couldn't stop crying, I needed to clock out and use my breaks. She then asked if I really needed to use all of my allotted bereavement time when I told her when the funeral was.

Except the journalist that reported was killed in a bombing

I nanny a four year old. He did this the other day when it was raining for a week straight. Broke his heart that it didn't stop.

I feel slightly offended . . . And so very old. Way to hit the nail on the head. I'm going to go cry to the other wife about it now.

Your face when your ex-colony actually elected Trump

The feels