Singlewideslim

singlewideslim


I hate nearly everybody. Nearly. Some of you are ok.

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I am so romantic that sometimes i want to marry myself 1 comments
singlewideslim · 10 years ago
Is it just me, or does the tall one eyed monster next to him look like the evolved version of mike...?
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Never Give Up! 4 comments
singlewideslim · 10 years ago
I eat, love, and sleep that's it
Things That Blew My Mind In My Childhood 1 comments
singlewideslim · 10 years ago
Still does..
It's a thought 23 comments
singlewideslim · 10 years ago
Alright your not a douche
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Some guys just don't have the moves 43 comments
singlewideslim · 10 years ago
The sudden realization that these sound like, or are things that I would do or have done...
A cute Love Story 29 comments
singlewideslim · 10 years ago
Perfect
I know its a movie, that's about it 90 comments
singlewideslim · 10 years ago
It's pretty girly..
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I know its a movie, that's about it 90 comments
singlewideslim · 10 years ago
*brings wheelbarrow full of snickers
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Can't argue with this 1 comments
singlewideslim · 10 years ago
Boom science motherfuckers!
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What's in German history books 7 comments
singlewideslim · 10 years ago
Finally someone who thinks like I do! Germany is quite amazing, yet all we remember is the starvation of their prisoners of war. We remember not that the Germans were also starving. And we forget that we, America home of the FREE put Asian-Americans in internment camps
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Pig pun 3 comments
singlewideslim · 10 years ago
I've seen this once before, and I just got that he was cooking bacon.
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Men experiencing women's pain 4 comments
singlewideslim · 10 years ago
I really want to try this to be honest. I'm sure it'll hurt like hell, but I'll probably still say a paper cut hurts more. (I've been stabbed and run over by a car and I say a paper cut hurts more, so...)
If you had to choose one option, which? 12 comments
singlewideslim · 10 years ago
I'd break on through to the other side, those spiders aren't poisonous their zig zaggers.
It's a thought 23 comments
singlewideslim · 10 years ago
What's your favorite brand of clothing?
I know its a movie, that's about it 90 comments
singlewideslim · 10 years ago
*brings Jimbles a snickers.
Hun you get a lil crazy when your hungry
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im just gonna leave this here 62 comments
singlewideslim · 10 years ago
My teacher had a track suit, and it ended up being one of those outfits you can rip off real fast....I never want to see my 38 year old teacher in a speedo ever again...
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This would be awesome!! 17 comments
singlewideslim · 10 years ago
Alright Bethesda and game freak jump on this shit now!
This would be awesome!! 17 comments
singlewideslim · 10 years ago
No one else sees a Mexican but you..
This would be awesome!! 17 comments
singlewideslim · 10 years ago
Martin Luther king jr. Had a dream too!!!! His came true now so should mine!
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Oh yeahh, really BAD! 4 comments
singlewideslim · 10 years ago
Kinky
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Body sensations with different emotions 31 comments
singlewideslim · 10 years ago
No that's just a really pretty blue
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