Sir Spiderman the 8th

sir_spiderman


Just someone who reads fanfiction

— Sir Spiderman the 8th Report User
First time in 8 years since I bought my phone 20 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
But once again, the difference in age is irrelevant as long as both people are legal and you being in a relationship doesn't mean people can't offer themselves up. Just because you are in a relationship doesn't mean you can't have sex with others even though it is frowned upon by most. As for him being in front of his girlfriend, don't you think that says something? That maybe the two had talked about this privately and were interested in a threesome?

Fucking hell, stop assuming the absolute worst in people when it literally requires illogical thinking and the assumption that the other person is completely ignorant.
First time in 8 years since I bought my phone 20 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
...That question didn't have anything to do with you. Just a random question that I thought of while thinking about being barely legal.
People excuse 3 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
A bit more late. My opinion on the friendzone is just an unrequited crush. It doesn't require any wanting of sex like most say. It just means that one person has a crush or wants to be with the other, but the other person doesn't want to be with him/her. The two aren't awkward about it per se and are still friends even though one of them wants to be more.
Great shot 2 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
...I flinched.
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First time in 8 years since I bought my phone 20 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
It's not rape. A crime is almost always tried in the county that the crime was committed in, so it wouldn't work like that.
First time in 8 years since I bought my phone 20 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
If someone turns 18 in New York, has sex, and flies over to California, can they file for statutory rape? Because when they fly back to California they'll be 17 again.
This made me sad 17 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
It probably is, but it has a decent enough message, I suppose.
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First time in 8 years since I bought my phone 20 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
That's a large jump in logic. There are plenty of ways he could of known. If you were barely 18 then isn't it likely that they were asking you now because they knew that you just turned 18? It seems like a bit unlikely that he just happened to get the time right so that you turned without him knowing.
First time in 8 years since I bought my phone 20 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
How do you know? Maybe he saw it on your social media, a friend told him, or you told him your birthday and you forgot while he didn't.
First time in 8 years since I bought my phone 20 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
And? You were both of legal age. There is nothing wrong with even a 90 year old and an 18 year old having sex. You aren't obligated to have sex with him of course, but the difference in age isn't reason enough to have it be a crime like you made it sound. The "barely" doesn't matter in this case.
First time in 8 years since I bought my phone 20 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I was texting someone and they called me and I was legitimately confused as to what was happening. Why the fuck would she call me when we're texting? Fucking psycho.
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I've found my favourite answer Quora 9 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Just wait until he gets into high school where he'll start jerking off around 3 times a day or maybe more if needed. Teenager male NEED to jerk off otherwise there are serious health complications that can arise. Most people don't realize that blue balls is actually a real medical condition that can cause extreme amounts of pain.
Mind = blown 6 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Wrong.
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Do you agree with Obama? 39 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I disagree. This has been around for much, much longer and isn't something new. The internet is just a modern version and BETTER version of it. Because they are exposed to more than just agreeing opinions. They also hear counter-arguments and can search them. Nothing destroys most ideologies like ten minutes of research.
This... I like this 13 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Story time! In the middle of the night in the snow, I heard a knocking on my window. I cautiously opened the curtains to see my mother standing at the window asking to be let in. I laughed in her face and closed the curtains as I'm not a fucking idiot who is gonna let a monster into the house just because she was pretending to be my momma! I'm not a fucking idiot!

Turns out it was actually my mother, but I don't regret anything.
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Can somebody please explain this? 33 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Everyone has the capability of killing people. It's just that some people can deal with it easier than others. If only 25% of people could kill people then why are there no tests in the military to determine if someone will actually be capable of killing enemies?
Didn't see that coming 9 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I got frostbite and my pants began to freeze so he had to deal with being a bottom and a top only.
Didn't see that coming 9 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Use your science! 17 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Yea. A rooster will grab a hen by it's ass and shove its head into the ground and get to town on it. You can't spell chirapecken without rape.
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Dafuq 6 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
So that's why Gary always meowed...
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Use your science! 17 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Almost all chicken sex is forced... Did you not know that?
Use your science! 17 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Actually, they are mating. Watch your damn language with have fucking kids here. Someone should really stop them actually. They probably aren't using protection.
Use your science! 17 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Wow, you dog can talk?
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If you see something, say something 1 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I see a tree, a cup, a laptop, light, grass, snow, a mouse, a phone, a quarter, a window, glass, wood, curtains, a tv, a door, paint, smudge marks, leaves, dirt, leaves, fallen leaves, Bart Simpson, a cop, a slightly fat man, and much more. What else should I say?
Use your science! 17 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Do it
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