Sir Spiderman the 8th

sir_spiderman


Just someone who reads fanfiction

— Sir Spiderman the 8th Report User
Protect my ego 3 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I was so nice about it in Black Ops 3. "Damn dude, that was badass", "Nice shot!", "You glorious fuck mother!"
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Medium rare - rare is best 6 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Welcome to stadium Kiss Cams in 2018 5 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
oooo Twincest
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Still no thanks 10 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
They have little muscle development and what little they have is due to natural growth and yet the muscles are defined pretty well indicating a serious lack of fat. Their collar bones are also deepened and the fact that they don't have any clothing and almost certainly walk around nude makes it pretty certain that they don't have a source of food given that they aren't wearing any clothing made from the remains of animals such as pelts. And since they aren't being fed properly it is also almost certain that they are not being taught properly if they are being taught at all.
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sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Except that I can then rebuild her entire life, but with me at the center instead. As she is also a female, I hope she doesn't get erectile dysfunction as I'm still not sure if I like men like that. I'll be honest and say that I actually have no idea if she has tits or not. I haven't checked oddly enough.
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sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I plan on adopting, actually. Will I still stunt my child? How would I be stunting the child anyways?
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sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
But redheads are glorious! I'm working on a reddish-brown haired human rn! Well, actually if everyone started hating her for being a redhead it would make my job easier due to her losing all connections except me and a ruined self-esteem. Alright, I'm good with this.
Well, hello there 5 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I do that. If I'm bored, I'll look for a person to flirt with even if I have no intention on going any further. It's just fun to do.
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sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Also, no grammar skills. Seriously, you were almost certainly forced to attend at least twelve years of schooling, but you cannot use a simple comma in your sentences?
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sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I live in the South. I've never seen a Jew in my life and I'm not even joking.
Bless Sweden 44 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Obviously I don't have empathy (Do you not know who I am?), but that doesn't mean I can't recognize logical morality. How is suicide not America's problem? Suicide may soon be one of the leading causes of death in America and the social pressures and harassment given to transgendered individuals is why they have such high suicide rates.

Want me to be completely honest? I don't care. I don't have the capacity to care and I don't want to have to. But this is a rather big issue that can affect my life and I enjoy educating idiots about it and watching them stumble around like children because they have no idea what they are doing.
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sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
When Yahweh cast Cain away from the garden he turned him into a black man to symbolize his evil wicked ways and that he should be avoided. How is that not racist?
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sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Uncle Sam is the one who is causing the suicide and it also isn't a mental illness. Transgendered people have existed throughout all of human history and so has homosexuals and bisexuals. Why is everyone on this bloody site so fucking immoral? I'm a bloody sociopath and you are so immoral that even I can see it.
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sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
The question isn't whether it creates good and bad things. It's whether or not we can have the good without the bad by removing religion and the answer is yes. Morals have existed thousands upon thousands of years before the idea of a god entered the first tribal human's mind. I suggest you open your mind instead of repeating the same nonsense you've been indoctrinated into since birth.
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sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
It seems to be very fundamentalist Christian right now
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Me when I try to cook something from the internet 9 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I REMEMBER WHEN THEY FIRST INVENTED CHOC-O-LATE
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sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
There is. And I'll tell you about it next week.
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sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
@trashmanrevenge And I ask you to sit down and pray to Allah for forgiveness. Your god is actually less realistic than the Islamic god and both are completely ridiculous.
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sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
We also have laws against murder.

Of course @trashmanrevenge. I am an anti-theist. I see any religion involving a god, deity, or anything supernatural to be inherently bad and evidence and facts are on my side as religion makes people easy to manipulate and encourages them to do evil acts. I know you're not going to admit to any of the evils of your religion. You are either purposefully hiding them or are not highly enough ranked to be told them. Go listen to ex-mormon stories if you really want to know.
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sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I was talking to @trashmanrevenge about mormonism not you. I'll get to you now. It does affect me and it will affect my children and their children and their children unless someone stops it. I'm not just going to watch someone be openly racist, heterosexist, and misogynistic without commenting. It does affect me. It affects our laws and our morals. It completely affects me and saying otherwise is simply a lie.
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sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Well, it says that a "woman's primary place is in the home, where she is to rear children and abide by the righteous counsel of her husband" and women are not permitted to have power within their church throws an immediate red flag. Male only (Males can have a harem, but not vice versa) polygame throws another. Committing homosexual acts are also considered a violation of the "Father"'s laws.
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sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Ah, shit @lady_deadpool I promise there is a perfectly valid reason for why I was pushing that stroller!
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sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Of course atheists do bad things. Humans do bad things. The issue is that most religions inspire and validate these bad things.
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