Sir Spiderman the 8th

sir_spiderman


Just someone who reads fanfiction

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Magic 24 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I have an insane natural internal clock. I can call out the time of day down to the minute and second even if I haven't seen the time in hours. Occasionally I'll do some odd things such as seem to pass my hand through a solid object to grab something or have something in my hand when it was on the other side of the room.

E.g. I need the tv remote. Without thinking or looking, I grab the remote lying next to me. Then I'll remember that the remote was on my desk and I know it was on the desk as I was looking at it only minutes earlier.

Little things that my mind dismisses as me not remembering correctly or unconsiously seeing the time due to how scientific I am, but a little parts of my mind wants to believe.
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My life is a lie 11 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Why would a sponge be living in a pineapple?
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My life is a lie 11 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
His parents were heterozygous with the square sponge gene being recessive if you wanna be simple about it. Here is a video where Film Theory goes into detail about how it could be: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cMCo7lyQoY
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Cool jackets are life 10 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Eh? I'm not sure if it can be considered summer where I am. It's been warming up, but it could easily flip back to freezing cold.
Kart 5 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Why is that Mario in the back green?
How the devil got his soul 17 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I find it funny that you seem to think that I wouldn't use my omnipotence to stop anybody from reaching the same level. In fact, I wouldn't allow any supernatural force to exist outside of my own.
How the devil got his soul 17 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I want omnipotence that trumps the omnipotence of other beings.
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Don't hate. Participate :-) 28 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
@serosenpai The buzz is nice and helps me relax on occasion
@captainjackharnes Because I'm not an idiot and can handle myself. My mother knows this.
@rosemagwin Ye
I'm not dating her yet, just BFFs 7 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
The friendzone goes both ways.
Cool jackets are life 10 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I (usually) don't see someone's brain from across the room. I like personality more than looks, but I've never looked at someone and said "They're personality looks amazing!" Clothing, makeup, stance, hair, and many more things are factors in how people view you.
Don't hate. Participate :-) 28 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
In Georgia, I can drink alcohol as long as it is given to me by my mother while at our home. But it sucks because I have an abnormally high alcohol tolerance. It takes more than average to get me drunk and then I process it faster so it doesn't last as long.

"(c) The prohibitions contained in paragraphs (1), (2), and (4) of subsection (a) of this Code section shall not apply with respect to the possession of alcoholic beverages for consumption by a person under 21 years of age when the parent or guardian of the person under 21 years of age gives the alcoholic beverage to the person and when possession is in the home of the parent or guardian and such parent or guardian is present."
Don't hate. Participate :-) 28 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Yes, dislike my usage of state laws to my advantage! Muhahaha!
Cool jackets are life 10 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Clothes are an expression of your personality. Contrary to what people may have told you, how you look is very important as it defines first impressions.
Your Zodiac is showing 4 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Totally doing this one day if I have a social life.
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Don't hate. Participate :-) 28 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Georgia, USA. I also changed my mind about sexting (Actually doing it now) and didn't get buzzed though.

Georgia State Law ยง3-3-23 https://law.justia.com/codes/georgia/2010/title-3/chapter-3/article-2/3-3-23/
Keep it in your pants! 15 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Thank you for for gifting me with this blessing.
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Keep it in your pants! 15 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I just imagine somebody yelling into a gaping anus.
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Don't hate. Participate :-) 28 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Not where I live. I'm legally allowed to drink alcohol as long as I can stand up and tell you my name and where I live.
Don't hate. Participate :-) 28 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
@serosenpai Thanks, I guess?
Don't hate. Participate :-) 28 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
No, but maybe I can try sexting some girl. But I'm not really in the mood for that tbh. I'll probably just talk, maybe get a little drunk, and end up falling asleep with an optional jerking session beforehand.
Data. 11 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
po-ta-to
pa-ta-to
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Cool jackets are life 10 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I like jackets, but I look better without them. I'm glad it's warming up down here so I can get by without one.
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Data. 11 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Meh. I prefer data but some people say data.
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Don't hate. Participate :-) 28 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Somebody's getting some p*ssy tonight ;)
Comfort zone 5 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Has our sense of humor really devolved into this?
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