Sir Spiderman the 8th

sir_spiderman


Just someone who reads fanfiction

— Sir Spiderman the 8th Report User
Keep it in your pants! 15 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
@Zeus, are you just gonna let this happen?!
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That cat wants to die 6 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
No. When you see the horrors of this site, you are no longer a child.
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Bro stuff 14 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I'm glad to have some support
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Our mind works weirdly 11 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Wtf refers to a commonly used phrase, what the fuck, while lol is an expression of laughter more than a phrase. That's why we translate wtf into words but not lol.
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The shadow hunter 2 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
They'll unlock that guy at level 45.
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Rainbow Road is a b*tch 5 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Rainbow Road isn't on Earth
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Life problems as an adult 5 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
The overwhelming loneliness of not having anyone
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That cat wants to die 6 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Sexy
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Asians understand 23 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
The horror!
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I mean even our earth goes at about 105.000 km/h, pretty easy to miss it. 7 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
If nobody returned from time traveling then they could assume that either a law was preventing such or that there was a danger that prevented them. They would send an exploration device to discover such a thing and would undoubtedly realize what was happening.
I mean even our earth goes at about 105.000 km/h, pretty easy to miss it. 7 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Except that with time travel, the development of technology wouldn't matter as somewhere in the future transportation would catch up.
It’s all in the wording 11 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I don't. The news is always looking for a good story and this would easily be one.
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It’s all in the wording 11 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Do you really think the news wouldn't report it if it was the latter?
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It’s all in the wording 11 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
The police were the main subject of the sentence, so I'd assume the police. It also would be a story about the police shooting a trespasser otherwise.
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It’s all in the wording 11 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I don't think the real issue is about if he is innocent. The issue is that he very well could have been. The police could have killed an innocent man.
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Cool jackets are life 10 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
It is both. It is an expression of your personality which is the first impression people will have of you. I'm done with this. You're either too dumb to understand, in denial, or are just trolling.
I mean even our earth goes at about 105.000 km/h, pretty easy to miss it. 7 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Any technology that can travel through time should be able to approach near light speed to catch up to whatever they wanted to. It would be a mild disappointment at worst.
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Don't hate. Participate :-) 28 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
It doesn't. It's just a distinction that must be made to prevent misinformation.
Don't hate. Participate :-) 28 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Yup. It's similar to smoking weed.
Don't hate. Participate :-) 28 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
The drinking of the alcohol isn't what gets you addicted. The effects it has on you makes you addicted to it. If holding a bottle of hot water gave the same effects then you'd become addicted to it.

tl;dr You don't get addicted to alcohol; you get addicted to what it does to you.
Don't hate. Participate :-) 28 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Moderation is key. I don't drink every night nor do I blackout. I am usually sober in a few hours before I go to sleep. I am also particularly careful because alcoholism was quite common in my family a few generations ago and, as I inherited their tolerance, I likely inherited the traits that make me more vulnerable.

You don't become an alcoholic through drinking alcohol. Alcohol isn't addictive in the slightest. However, people, some more than others according to genetic predisposition, get addicted to the effects that it causes. I don't enjoy the effects that much, but it can enhance any pleasures on occasion. I don't even experience hangovers due to my careful efforts to stay hydrated. I'm not just randomly drinking for the lolz; I know what I'm doing.
· Edited 6 years ago
Don't hate. Participate :-) 28 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
The idea that people can't enjoy themselves is "fucked up". I personally don't like the reduction in control over my body either, but the pleasure I get more than outweighs it. Not to mention that you can get a pleasant buzz while not losing any motor control. As long as you're responsible and don't harm others, I see no problem with drinking or the taking of drugs even if I don't enjoy said drugs myself.

Just because YOU don't like something doesn't mean other people cannot.
Magic 24 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
What about those depression powers? They don't affect everything obviously. Autistic people have other little powers.
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My life is a lie 11 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
You have a good point, but Spongebob takes a shower underwater and sits around a fire multiple times AND I was pretty young when I thought about it.
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