How far can you go? 19 comments
sir_spiderman
· 6 years ago
I'm a girlfriend. I could probably go deeper with something that wasn't so fucking huge and fit better in my mouth.
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How far can you go? 19 comments
Writing prompts! 27 comments
sir_spiderman
· 6 years ago
Two of mine ran away and the third threw the word sociopath at me. My dad didn't like the sociopath thing and kicked me out.
This happens all the time...No privacy 8 comments
sir_spiderman
· 6 years ago
Some people are too young, and that does not mean their parents are entitled to every facet of their lives. Not giving your child privacy is a form of child abuse which I am completely against.
When you're single af 16 comments
sir_spiderman
· 6 years ago
Yea! A few weeks ago I didn't like black chicks. Suddenly a black girl likes me, and now I love them. Funny how life works.
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New friends 5 comments
sir_spiderman
· 6 years ago
It escalated in a slow, yet painful manner that is reminescent to torture.
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Haha yes 6 comments
sir_spiderman
· 6 years ago
It's where you and another person hold hands for more than FIVE seconds. Has to be more than five though.
When you pretend to know what you're doing but you have no idea. 4 comments
sir_spiderman
· 6 years ago
I feel like I'd be disappointed in my kid. I get that they're young, but I would be embarassed to have a child who wasn't extremely intelligent.
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That's so smart 1 comments
sir_spiderman
· 6 years ago
Maybe they should work on providing mental healthcare rather than just encouraging them to go to another bridge.
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When your teacher won’t stfu about politics 7 comments
Last male northern white rhino 22 comments
sir_spiderman
· 6 years ago
We must go on a quest to find the last female! At which point they will still go extinct due to the genetic bottleneck. But at least he won't be alone!
I knew I wasn't the only one 12 comments
sir_spiderman
· 6 years ago
Coughing as I couldn't breathe from the kick from my stepdad that literally sent me across the room.
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Last male northern white rhino 22 comments
sir_spiderman
· 6 years ago
99.9% of species that have ever existed are extinct. One more isn't a big deal.
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Why does this make me sad? 3 comments
sir_spiderman
· 6 years ago
Love not shown isn't love at all. It doesn't matter how much someone loves you; if they don't show that love then it's worthless.
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Save money on DVD Players 2 comments
Would work on me 6 comments
Vandalism is wrong 7 comments
sir_spiderman
· 6 years ago
I didn't really watch Adventure Time much, but when I saw this episode, my respect for it has increased so, so much.
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I’m sorry 6 comments
sir_spiderman
· 6 years ago
He died in 2009, so he would be at an advanced stage of decomposition. He would look something like that except with more grey, rotten skin if much is left at all. His eyes wouldn't be there of course.
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Lies 8 comments
sir_spiderman
· 6 years ago
He got setback in fifth grade, so he assumed that his age was setback as well.
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Having a daughter as a man makes you a suspected “p*do” 5 comments
sir_spiderman
· 6 years ago
It's a big issue with male teachers actually especially in elementary school or kindergarten. It's really bullshit because the best teachers I've ever had were men.
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The power 7 comments
