Miracle!! 9 comments
sir_spiderman
· 6 years ago
Almost as if it was made from leather and fire resistant paper.
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Doesn't make sense 8 comments
sir_spiderman
· 6 years ago
Who doesn't know how to play with themselves even a little bit. She's barely even touches herself. That's spoiled.
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Doesn't make sense 8 comments
sir_spiderman
· 6 years ago
The most spoiled thing I've ever seen was a girl who didn't know how to masturbate yet was not asexual. I do not understand how she has survived this long even with a boyfriend to help her when she had one.
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40 Nights 15 comments
sir_spiderman
· 6 years ago
@sincere_milkshake If you need to make excuses, then you may need to rethink your religion. I recommend leaving all religions and becoming an apistevist.
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Get tough 15 comments
sir_spiderman
· 6 years ago
We didn't ask for participation trophies. Shitty parents who couldn't believe that their child wasn't the best did. Don't blame us for that shit. We didn't want them.
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I don't need the bear trap at all 20 comments
sir_spiderman
· 6 years ago
@adorkable No, because I can see pattern with my interests, and most people seem to agree that the missionary is a rather boring position after so long.
@serosenpai It's like someone who has eaten the same meal for the last ten years, who is also sick of it, being told by someone who has had it twice about how amazing it is.
It's a proven fact that repetively doing something you love makes you hate it. A fine example is music. You can listen to a song once and love it. But if you put it on repeat for the next eight hours, your opinion may change.
@serosenpai It's like someone who has eaten the same meal for the last ten years, who is also sick of it, being told by someone who has had it twice about how amazing it is.
It's a proven fact that repetively doing something you love makes you hate it. A fine example is music. You can listen to a song once and love it. But if you put it on repeat for the next eight hours, your opinion may change.
I don't need the bear trap at all 20 comments
sir_spiderman
· 6 years ago
Missionary isn't boring. But only doing missionary is. You need variety.
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I don't need the bear trap at all 20 comments
sir_spiderman
· 6 years ago
If you think missionary is the only position, then you haven't been on the internet very long.
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I don't need the bear trap at all 20 comments
sir_spiderman
· 6 years ago
I've never met someone who shamed it. My few friends and I agree that we couldn't deal with a vanilla partner, but we don't shame people because of it. We just know that a relationship where we weren't being sexually satisfied wouldn't work out.
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Get tough 15 comments
sir_spiderman
· 6 years ago
The kids don't have to do a sport and it's stupid to assume so. There are other ways to stay physically healthy.
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When you're single af 16 comments
sir_spiderman
· 6 years ago
People are only as tolerant as they are comfortable. Gay people are becoming more open, so nobody cares. BDSM people are still rising, so we're looked down with scorn and hatred because people don't understand it and have never really interacted with it.
It's the same situation with homosexuality except with BDSM.
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It's the same situation with homosexuality except with BDSM.
When you're single af 16 comments
sir_spiderman
· 6 years ago
@rosebud You don't have to like it. I'm not asking you to Play. Your opinion on what consenting individuals do, assuming it doesn't harm anyone who isn't consenting, doesn't mean anything.
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Get tough 15 comments
sir_spiderman
· 6 years ago
Kids are very easily coachable. It's just that some parents force their kids into sports when they don't want to play. The issue isn't the kids; it's the parent who is uncoachable.
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When you're single af 16 comments
sir_spiderman
· 6 years ago
Is anyone here really surprised that I'm into that? I'm a sociopathic narcissist who is also sadomachochistic with a domination fetish. I've talked about this before and received tons of hate for it.
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When you pretend to know what you're doing but you have no idea. 4 comments
sir_spiderman
· 6 years ago
I realize that, but I still wouldn't be able to be proud to have something like that as my child.
When you're single af 16 comments
sir_spiderman
· 6 years ago
On it. I already have some basic D/s rules going on. She actually made a mistake earlier and said Rule Two was Rule One, so I'm having her write down all the rules multiple times to make sure she memorizes them.
I have a trick in place too! I told her she didn't have to write Rule Zero because that was the exit clause if you want to call it that. I actually want her to, but I want to see if she will do it regardless.
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I have a trick in place too! I told her she didn't have to write Rule Zero because that was the exit clause if you want to call it that. I actually want her to, but I want to see if she will do it regardless.
Scientific mind 5 comments
sir_spiderman
· 6 years ago
I do this by default ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. It's faster than writing water and I understand it just fine.
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It's so true lol 4 comments
Birb A C T I V A T E D 1 comments
Dark chocolate 2 comments
sir_spiderman
· 6 years ago
Diogenes was asked, “What is the difference between life and death?”
“No difference.”
“Well then, why do you remain in this life?”
“Because there is no difference.”
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“No difference.”
“Well then, why do you remain in this life?”
“Because there is no difference.”