Sir Spiderman the 8th

sir_spiderman


Just someone who reads fanfiction

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This certainly rings a bell or two 1 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
That's because you're not gonna much lose weight in two weeks. Make it more like 20 weeks and you'll start to see something.
Batman laughs 5 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
This is pretty much what happens when I laugh at school
Sorry this has to be said 12 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
"There’s very few things in life that are that absolute." Read the OP ffs
I'M ONE HELL OF AN ANGEL 8 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
0_0
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Below the surface of the Earth 7 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
The sign is there for a reason. Untrained divers could easily get lost in the caves or be swept away by a strong current inside of one. Not to mention that cave walls can be very sharp meaning that the slightest mistake could easily incapacitate you. It looks pretty and all, but I'll repeat it: The sign is there for a reason.
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FBI is behind the mirror 5 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Oneway mirrors work by just taking a piece of shiny glass and putting it in a window. Make one room bright and the other dark then boom! One way mirror. On the bright side, it'll reflect all the light that hits it making it a mirror. On the dim side, you'll be able to see through it like a normal window.
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I can relate 1 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Educate the population and wait. That's all we can do really.
Multiverse is true 3 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I think this every time I see my ex. She has had like four "loves of her life that can never ever be replaced" in the past two months or so.
Someone give him a trophy not medal. ***ing genius 7 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
The same reason most Americans are Christian yet also have never read a single chapter in the Bible. They think that you're just supposed to do it.
Sorry this has to be said 12 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I disagree. Very few IRRELEVANT things are not absolute. Most things in the universe are completely absolute. I would even argue that everything is absolute, but I would doubt many of you would accept that as people like the illusion of free will and don't like expansive absolutes.
Sorry this has to be said 12 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Argumentum ad hominem
That hurt Dude 2 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I can hear his voice!
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rejection 29 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Because women have a priviliged position in our current, modern society while also claiming that they are oppressed allowing them to oppress men.
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Santa Claus is coming to town! 3 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I wouldn't call randomly slaughtering people and allowing slavery as being responsible with your power.
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USA did illegal expriments on unwilling citizens 18 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Tell that to my ODD
*gah* Right in the feels 12 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I can't wait to see what you say next year
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This is too accurate 11 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
It's not gay if the balls don't touch. BUT if you wanna be safe then just say "no homo" and all gay acts are nullified.
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This is too accurate 11 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
*bad thing
Japanese dub is always better 8 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
This is too amazing!
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Marriage 9 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Trying to help your beloved deal with a harmful issue is different than demanding they leave behind aspects of their life that they enjoy. There is nothing to indicate that these habits are overwhelming or are not being done in moderation.
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Marriage 9 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
If someone wants you to change for marriage, then you shouldn't marry them. Marriage should be a mostly irrelevant event that is only making official what already exists.
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Not Millennials fault 5 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
It's a bonus with me. I will do the job just fine, but if I know that my work is being noticed/appreciated then I'll work harder.
Good guy gym owner 19 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Being overweight means that your weight is above what is healthy. Being underweight means that your weight is under what is healthy. These aren't bold, generalized statements. These are cold, hard facts about reality, and your claim that they are not merely shows your ignorance to the topic. You are assertimg things that contradict what is known scientific fact with no evidence to support your claims. I am done with you.