Sir Spiderman the 8th

sir_spiderman


Just someone who reads fanfiction

— Sir Spiderman the 8th Report User
This is not photoshop 17 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
This is definitely photoshop. There are no astral bodies that large so close to the Earth. The moon would be a speck in any picture.
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Insert *that's racist* GIF 3 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
The reasons for why are pretty simply. Humans are apes. Our bodies are apelike, but we lack the hair. However, apes tend to have different hair on their face that can be seen as no hair. If you take a human with dark skin and hair around their face, then the similarity between the two is high enough for computers to confuse the two.

tl;dr It's not racist; it's coincidence and computers.
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Let it be known, this is my permanent excuse for not losing weight 12 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
You do, but if you want to lose weight then dieting will do more for that goal than exercise.
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Let it be known, this is my permanent excuse for not losing weight 12 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Exercise does nothing compared to a proper diet
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Good boye does a sniff 2 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
HE'S TRYING HIS BEST
When even General Ross questions your method (mild CW spoilers) 6 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Dying in battle is preferable to dying by Aunt May.
Next time they hungry I’ma give ‘em a Monopoly bill 35 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
It's his money. If he wants to rip it up then that's his business. Just make him clean it up.
Next time they hungry I’ma give ‘em a Monopoly bill 35 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
It's his money. It was his allowance and therefore his money to do with as he pleased. Why is it reasonable to punish him for ruining his own money?
Mathematics curiosities 6 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I discovered that the minute I was shown the numbers. He ain't special.
It's nice having two pets 1 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Commensalism
Even the dictionary is sick of his shit 7 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
He's right. Awesome uses to literally mean awe-some. To be filled with awe. Today it's just used as "cool". It used to apply to spectacular, once in a lifetime things, but the language evolved and now it applies to toast that looks funny.
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NO 15 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
It's fine. It isn't commonly known. For a comparison, imagine if white folk started calling being black "Niggerism". It wouldn't be pretty.
NO 15 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Gender Dysphoria is the effect that many trans individuals will have prior to methods such as sexual reassignment surgery at which point their gender dysphoria usually goes away. Gender dysphoria and transexuals are not the same thing.

Also, "transgenderism" is commonly seen as a hateful slur amongst the transgender community.
He's in love 5 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
*drools*
The Stairs of Learning 3 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I'm still in love with it
Trick question 3 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Bitch, he could've been asking if you were qualified to be selling the guitars at the store. Enough with sass.
Science 3 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Omfg. I haven't died laughing at something like this in so long.
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Smoke screen 1 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
This reminds me of the time where I was walking down the artsy hallway at school. It's the hallway of chorus, art, ROTC, and all the other shit, so it was pretty chill. So chill that the bathrooms had a door. I opened the door and I was hit by a wall of vape smoke. It was both hilarious and stupid. I took a few steps in and left after confirming it was some kids vaping. I didn't want to fuck with that kinda trouble.
Guess helping other pays off nicely 4 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
The United Confeggerate States
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Haweye is sad 5 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I wonder if his skills are for everything. Can he shoot hoops?
Origins of man? 11 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
A magnifying glass is an instrument that can go beyond the naked eye if only slightly. My issue with this was that there isn't any verification on what it says beyond what one man said. He could just be pulling this out of his ass even if the rest of the story is true.
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Truth from Bob's Burgers 3 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Duh, just drink more. Problem solved!
Truth from Bob's Burgers 3 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I'll drink to that!
Sorry this has to be said 12 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I don't think you understand how threads work on here. If your comments aren't related to the OP and post then it isn't even allowed according to FS rules. I was replying to the OP. Stop making everything about you.
The Berry brothers. "Panama Hattie", 1942 1 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Just remember that you can't even be that smooth in your dreams
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