Sir Spiderman the 8th

sir_spiderman


Just someone who reads fanfiction

— Sir Spiderman the 8th Report User
Good revenge 32 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
@rydler Don't ignore me!
Few will get it 13 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I've had many debates with my brother about this at four in the morning. Several is five or more.
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sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I don't see what not liking men has to do with you and me being together
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Few will get it 13 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Several means five or more
Good revenge 32 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I know it's yours! Don't even try that bullshit!
Good revenge 32 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
You can't just leave! I-I'm pregnant!
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sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I'll take that wink to mean "O M G SENPAAIIIIII YOU SO AMAAAAAAZIIIIIING TAKE ME NOW!!!!!"
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sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
You're terrible at sexting
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sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Well, I do love to break the rules which means you love me
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sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I don't know what you're talking about, but I think I like where this is going
Few will get it 13 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
One = 1
Couple = 2
Few = 3
Some = 4
A bite = everything
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Good revenge 32 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Sorry, but this is a legally binding agreement
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sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
An instant response! My three years of high school tells me that that means you definitely want the D
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sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I like you
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sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
You guys think this is just a meme, but I really said these things
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American lion 4 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Teacher: "...The Blue Whale was the biggest animal to ever exist until capitalism."
Student: "Teacher? Until capitalism what?"
Teacher: "Until capitalism"
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Deadpool at his best 8 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
No, I'm here.
Deadpool at his best 8 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Not quite
Deadpool at his best 8 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Nah
Problems in 2018 24 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Charles Darwin's "On The Origin of Species" is always a good read if you're interested. I haven't had the chance to get it personally, but it is an amazing book.
Good for you for having goals in life 20 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
They're ultimately wrong, but it depends on how you are defining healthy as things can be healthy and unhealthy. An example is chemotherapy. It can help get rid of cancer, but it also very negatively affects the body.

I also don't think the debate is whether it's healthy or not. I believe the debate is over whether it should be a personal choice to smoke weed or not.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm 11 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
homade sounds like some type of lemonade
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Cats 6 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I got a cat, and he is the derpiest thing ever. He runs into the wall trying to get out my room and regularly falls off the table and into the trashcan next to it.
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Its much easier to avoid a trap in Europe 6 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Sexies ladies I've seen in a long time. 10/10 would fap again.