Sir Spiderman the 8th

sir_spiderman


Just someone who reads fanfiction

— Sir Spiderman the 8th Report User
Karma comes around 3 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
You forgot the story about where the boy dies and a completely different person saves her husband from drowning.
Loop holes to the purge 14 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I have some very interesting ideas of what I'd do in a purge. Primarily, going on a camping trip far away from people while that happens. I don't live near any cities, so I can literally just walk out my backyard for a few miles with a tent, food, water, some fire, and a few books. Twenty-four hours isn't something to worry about.
Ho chi mihn 13 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
A bunch of rice farmers that were given moderate military training and military grade equipment that maybe 0.0001% of the normal population will have and an even lower percentage that can adequately use said equipment.
Ho chi mihn 13 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
A little known fact, but the military is full of millions of trained professionals each of whom can easily kill a few dozen armed citizens before having even a moderately high dance of injury. That's not considering planes, tanks, riot squads, and the many, many other reasons why any military of one hundred members could easily kill 10,000 armed citizens.
why? 5 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Is it bad that I actually really love the sound of this song? It is so amazing. The lyrics aren't really negative either outside of saying that Stalin taught them to be good, but ehhh.

Tl;Dr It's a cool song.
why? 5 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
*plays Soviet anthem*
https://youtu.be/U06jlgpMtQs
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Rare photo of a girl showing some love to a guy 57 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Guys love getting flowers. They just have issues with showing that they do. It's not really the gift that matters as much as just giving them something. They'll probably have troubles showing it because of how society taught them not to show much, but they do enjoy it.

Source: Kinda a guy (but it's confusing) myself and have talked to guys about this very topic.
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Gone into debt 9 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
You beat me to it.
Can't see me 8 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
You forgot "luck". Luck is an undeniably large factor when it comes to tournaments.
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Warrior for the Childfree Life 26 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
...Taking pleasure in something doesn't automatically mean that it is without consideration for others. You showed your own ignorance in your second sentence.
Good for you for having goals in life 20 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Alcohol is absolutely more harmful. My entire point is that the debate isn't about whether it's healthy or not.
They are problematic children 6 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Hi
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Warrior for the Childfree Life 26 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Selfish means to act without consideration for others for pleasure. How is enjoying your own life selfish? It's not like you're obligated to have kids. Having kids is completely up to you in the civilized world. I don't understand the idea of being obligated to have kids for some mysterious reason.
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Good revenge 32 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
r/nicegirls
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sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Aww, I learned from Michael Jackson that even the most vanilla people have a dark side.
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sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I'd rather be alone with you too!
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Few will get it 13 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I was going to make a heavily sexual, witty comment, but your username reminded me of something called the Sublime Scripture in the book I'm reading which makes me want to go read it. I'll go do that now.
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sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
If it means being with you, then it can just be the two of us. As long as you're with me, I don't care.
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sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
She's pretty open minded. She wouldn't mind a poly relationship.
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sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Nah. She's pretty cool.
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sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
We can still be together though. I told my dearest what you said, and she thinks that it's true love!
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sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Wrong
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sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Aww, I love it when you send cute messages like that! Also, I totally got your hint about wanting a puppy. I'll see what I can do ;)
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sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I look a lot different, I have many personalities, and we can arrange an accident
Few will get it 13 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Nah