Sir Spiderman the 8th

sir_spiderman


Just someone who reads fanfiction

— Sir Spiderman the 8th Report User
Who's the boss now 7 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
A fairytale
Rare photo of a girl showing some love to a guy 57 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I don't think it is. Nobody except my sister has ever noticed without me telling them even if I was sitting right next to them. The only easily visible part is my mascara when I wear it occasionally and even then you have to be looking for it.
Rare photo of a girl showing some love to a guy 57 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Oh, to my dearest's disappointment, I'm not a drag queen. Drag queens purposefully do their makeup extreme while mine is subtle.
Rare photo of a girl showing some love to a guy 57 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Oh, I do that all the time. I've been wanting to be fucked in the ass by a monster cock for some time now.
Its hard being a trains man 5 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
You think, therefore you are.
Rare photo of a girl showing some love to a guy 57 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Incorrect
Rare photo of a girl showing some love to a guy 57 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
You're a Timelord?
Rare photo of a girl showing some love to a guy 57 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Did you expect anything else?
Rare photo of a girl showing some love to a guy 57 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
You're the idiot who brought the topic up on a meme site where there is a 100% chance of it being turned into a joke.
Its hard being a trains man 5 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Go to Discord with the rest of us
Rare photo of a girl showing some love to a guy 57 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Even better
Ho chi mihn 13 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Use your big boy grammar
Rare photo of a girl showing some love to a guy 57 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I don't have anything against a threesome if that's what you're asking.
Ho chi mihn 13 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I think you're the high one. Tell you what, go grab all the weapons and armor you want. Tell me how well you'd survive an air strike. You wouldn't even have enough time to run out of your very limited supply of ammo.
Warrior for the Childfree Life 26 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Wrong question. It's "Who is he disregarding, and who is involved?" Unless both have at least one person, within reason, he is not being selfish.
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Can't see me 8 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Genetics, parents, social status, geographic location, surviving sickness, financial security, etc...
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Romania 12 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
How abusive and horrible
Rare photo of a girl showing some love to a guy 57 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
The people who disliked my comment are 1) Upset males who are questioning their masculinity or 2) Grimreaper. Grim and I are kinda dating.
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Just a couple of straight dudes 7 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I got A $2 bill that describes its journey through various strippers and waffle houses before making its way to me.
Just a couple of straight dudes 7 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I recently learned that there is a "Straight Guys" category on the gay section of pornhub. Not sure why I'm saying this, but I find it hilarious.
Roma today 19 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
It also helps that those old roads don't have ten ton trucks driving over them.
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Stan did nothing wrong 1 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
You guys are laughing, but if you read the Bible then this is pretty much what happened.
God: *kills billions of innocents(The Flood), condones slavery (Exodus 21), creates evil (Isaiah 45:7), and encourages/commanding rape (probably child rape; Numbers 31:18)*

Satan: *doesn't do anything really evil in the entire book outside of killing 8 people with God's permission*

Also, for those who are going to comment about Adam and Eve, Satan is never mentioned in the entire Bible in connection with the Serpent in the garden. The Serpent was just a normal snake with the exception of the supernatural ability to talk.