Sir Spiderman the 8th

sir_spiderman


Just someone who reads fanfiction

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Not for the faint of heart 19 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
They certainly did. The vibrations were tickling my booty.
Let's not ruin it 9 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
That's not even close to how science works. You can't have an HD 360° camera because such low HD quality would be similar to 360p due to how many pixels would be stretched. You can't get accurate views of plant life, insects, or fungi with that. You also can't tell the properties of certain plants and you absolutely can't discover any bacteria. I agree that we should try to preserve it, but humans have to go there in person to explore. What you're suggesting is more security for this than Antarctica.
Listen to Superman 9 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Wrong
Mother of god 5 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
There's a snake in his hand!
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Gang's all here 5 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I love you
Legacy code comments 1 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Pretty much me. I don't understand how the fuck backpropagation works, but it's obviously doing it's job so fuck it.
Donald trump is a real man 12 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
No, you're dip
Donald trump is a real man 12 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I'm 5'9 and 130 pounds. I'm working on losing weight and height, and I can most certainly agree that I am not a real man.
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The game of life starts young 4 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I find a good philosophy with children is to put them on the shoulders of giants and let them climb higher. You can't go wrong with that.
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Anime character 8 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Such luxurious invisible hair
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Ask yourself that question 2 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
And wear a pushup bra
Warrior for the Childfree Life 26 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
You mean amazing
It's not fair 4 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I'll take a glass of ice minus the cold
Snuggle? (Prefer it over cuddle tbh) tag your babe 136 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Yea, autocorrect denies our love
Moses 11 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Which set? God made two "identical" sets of commandments that are nearly completely different. Only the second one is ever called the ten commandments and it tells you to sacrifice your firstborn and to not boil goats in their mother's milk.
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Chernobyl tree rings , before and after the accident 7 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Contrary to dystopian movies, radioactive areas like Chernobyl are actually filled with life. The radiation isn't really a threat even to humans in 99% of all areas, but humans still don't go near it which is allowing the wildlife to flourish. The only risk of the low levels of radiation is an increase in cancer which is so rare that it barely affects the short lifespan of the animals.
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You hadn't thought of that, have you? 7 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Contrary to the popular, uneducated opinion, the United States is a secular nation.
Snuggle? (Prefer it over cuddle tbh) tag your babe 136 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
@grim reaper I'm the blue one ofc
Warrior for the Childfree Life 26 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
The age of a post has no effect on whether or not discussion may be had.
Warrior for the Childfree Life 26 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Because if his decision doesn't involve anyone else then it is impossible for it to be selfish.
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Rare photo of a girl showing some love to a guy 57 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I suppose the first thing is determining the type of person he is and who you are to him. I actually like flower language and will definitely be the type to see what each flower means even if you didn't think about it as I'm just curious. I would avoid going for a dozen roses simply because it's so common that it may negate some of the meaning.

Overall, I don't think the type of flowers matter as much as just giving them.

I personally like Morning Glory and the Lotus Flower as I like the color blue/violet.
Rare photo of a girl showing some love to a guy 57 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Oh gee, @guest, I'm so glad your five minutes of knowing me is superior to that of two different therapists who studied for years to be able to diagnose me as having ASPD that would have been classified as sociopathy were it still a medical term.
Rare photo of a girl showing some love to a guy 57 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Sociopaths aren't psychopaths.

I have never advocated for pedophilia. I am completely against it. I do advocate for equality and therapeutic help for those who are pedophiles as they have no control over those sexual desires. Punishing someone for having desires is completely immoral. Unless a pedophile actually molests a child, they should be treated with the same respect as any other human.

Yes
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Rare photo of a girl showing some love to a guy 57 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I have never molested anyone, I haven't had a chance to take a horse cock, the closest to family fucking was being friends with my ex's sister, I don't believe I've ever used that as an excuse as I'm not a psychopath, I don't shit bricks, and I have been known to use a fuckstick in my time.