Sir Spiderman the 8th

sir_spiderman


Just someone who reads fanfiction

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Just girly things 14 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
This is so important for guys with long hair. Not shampooing everyday is something that is so well known to women that nobody really explains it. Your hair should NOT be washed every day or even every other day. You should use conditioner every other day and every three days or so. This makes your hair cleaner, better looking, and softer.

Also, if your hair is around shoulder length, then you should take a hair brush or large comb to brush the conditioner into your hair. The long hair makes it nearly impossible to get conditioner to every part of your hair without brushing it in. Just put the conditioner into your hair, slick it back, and gently pull the brush through your hair. Apply more conditioner if you feel the need.
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Work out the kinks 21 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Choking is also a fetish. If it is not inherently sexual, then it is a fetish. It's a rather pointless difference, but it's a neat little fact.
Work out the kinks 21 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
A kink is a sexual interest. A fetish is a non-sexual thing you make sexual. A kink would be doggy style while a fetish is feet.
Moms will always cheer you up after a terrible day 7 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
It's not just a matter of that. It's also respecting your child's privacy which is a 1. Human right and 2. Law in the US. I can also confirm that the magazine I had before the internet was ingrained in my mind long before it was disposed of.
Moms will always cheer you up after a terrible day 7 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
What an abusive mother. This a terrible thing to do to a child.
Have to get that ad revenue 4 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I personally love listening to "Hello, Future Me!". His video essays are always so exciting to watch.
The Human body is amazing..And wonderful...And a freak show 15 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
2 Timothy 1:9 and Romans 8:29-30 explicitly states that we have no free will. It also wasn't an apple on the Tree of Knowledge. Stop avoiding the question. Why would a loving god punish innocent people for the crimes of someone else? Why would a loving god cause such terrible things? What is the difference between a universe with no god and a universe with a god who does nothing?
How long do snails sleep? 22 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
stfu bitch ain't nobody like yo ass. Go kill yourself on March 1st.
The Human body is amazing..And wonderful...And a freak show 15 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
1. That makes no sense. You don't imprison a pedestrian in another city when a mugger kills someone.

2. I can assure you that I've read Genesis. It was my favorite fairy tale as a kid. Exodus 21 wasn't quite as enticing. Ignoring that, how can an omniscient being have free will? The two concepts are contradictory because you can't know everything that will ever happen while also having free will. Your assertion otherwise seems to indicate that you think your word is more important than the Bible. 2 Timothy 1:9 and Romans 8:29-30 being examples of the Bible declaring humanity's lack of free will. So what is it? Are you better than God or does free will not exist?
The Human body is amazing..And wonderful...And a freak show 15 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
@mrscollector, that sounds pretty, but you didn't actually address the question. I assume you intended to say that Adam and Eve sinned which gave them cursed bodies... But that only brings up the question of why an all loving god thought it right to punish an planet for the mistake of two people. It also brings up why god created sinful creates or why he created creatures that were incapable of obeying him. The free will argument doesn't work because the Bible explicitly states that free will does not exist as well as the concept being contradictory to the omniscienct description of Yahweh.
I mean they already use Xbox controllers for military drones 8 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Neural networks ARE an if statement. I didn't want to explain how they would be using potentially billions of weights and biases to come to a conclusion. If the output is A, then do B.
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Its been a long 20 years 2 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
It really was. Childhood trauma causes extreme immaturity and extreme maturity. Sometimes they're forced directly into acting maturity, but sometimes they shield themselves from it by acting immaturly even if they are indeed mature.

It's still relative though. No amount of abuse will ever make a nine year old act like they're 30. It's more of an acceleration that, sometimes literally as in my case, kicks them ahead of where they should be.

I was just reminded of how it actually made me somewhat of a hoarder. I struggle to throw things away because I never had much. I have a growing collection of empty candle jars. It took me years to learn to eat candy in a single sitting rather than a single bar of chocolatte over the course of weeks because I knew it was the only sweet thing I'd get for who knows how long.
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The Human body is amazing..And wonderful...And a freak show 15 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Example #17348 of why the human body was not designed by an omnipotent God.
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I mean they already use Xbox controllers for military drones 8 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Kinda. The country with the biggest AI programs will be. Humans directing drones have a number of issues like communication time, human error, and signal. Implementing the drones with an AI removes nearly all of those issues. The AI that will be driving our cars will also be piloting attack drones.

Don't panic over AI controlling military equipment either. AI isn't something like the Terminator. It's more like a very, very, very long list of "If this happens, then do this. If that happens, do that. If this happens while this is happening while this happened 30 iterations ago with a prediction that it shall continue for the next 15 iterations, then begin the second instructions for turning the camera."
Flying ships 5 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
And his smelly gym locker
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Flying ships 5 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Here is an upclose picture of this: https://i.imgur.com/3t6oU7H.png
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Seems like a raw deal 6 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I can be your underwear ;)

I suggest a bathrobe anyways as they are SO much more comfortable.
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Just don't look up pawg warts on certain internet "hubs"... 14 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
The youths don't watch as much porn generally
Just don't look up pawg warts on certain internet "hubs"... 14 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Phat Ass White Girls with Warts?
Moses 11 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
As a tip, always use the New International Version (NIV) of the Bible. It is the most accurate translation which was compiled very recently by over 100 biblical scholars with all known scriptures. The KJV is a very inaccurate translation as it was made over 400 years ago by people who weren't properly educated on the subject and didn't have nearly as much ancient scripture to work with.
Moses 11 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
The title of the passage isn't actually part of the Bible. The publishers just put it there for special effect.

You know how Moses went up the mountain to write the commandments on a stone tablet? Well, after he went got the commandments, he went down the mountain and, through a series of events, threw them on the ground to break them. Moses went up the mountain *again* to get the commandments from God again. This second set of commandments were different than the first set (Even though Yahweh says that they would be exactly the same). This second set of commandments is the only set that is referred to as The Ten Commandments.

As for sacrifices and boiling goats, Exodus 34:19 commands that you sacrifice the first firstborn of *everything*. It specifically talks about humans, but God says that the same applies to all livestock as well. We also have the most wise and glorious statement of “Do not cook a young goat in its mother’s milk.” in Exodus 34: 26.
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Not for the faint of heart 19 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Awww, how disappointing
Moses 11 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
...You don't actually think the titles that aren't actually a part of the Bible mean anything, right? The Bible never calls the 13 (Yes, 13) commandments listed in Exodus as the Ten Commandments. It also never calls the ones listed in Deuteronomy 5 as the Ten Commandments.

Read Exodus 34, specifically Exodus 34:28. It even specifically refers to this set by the Ten Commandments while it never does so for the first set. This is the only set of commandments that are called the Ten Commandments.
I want to be whole 5 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
You can multiply but don't let those cells divide
I want to be whole 5 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Denominator please