Sir Spiderman the 8th

sir_spiderman


Just someone who reads fanfiction

— Sir Spiderman the 8th Report User
Praise 1 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
*delirious ways
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Dumb f*** 3 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
It means they're retarded
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Jupiter viewed from its South Pole 6 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Or it has air mixtures that are moving in different directions around the planet which is what causes the different color rings that appear like overlapping disks when viewed from either pole.
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Kids and God 12 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Right back at you, buddy.
I knew it 5 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I can't find anything about Coca Wine and Coke being the same. I'll admit that I just like telling that story to anyone who listens, but I can't find any connection between alcohol mixed with cocaine and Coco-Cola.
Self defense 3 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
They can't do that. Jehova's Witnesses are a cult and have strict guidelines about this. They cannot leave unless a strict set of criteria are met. Even attempting to troll them like this doesn't fit. You can actually report them to their Elders for leaving if you care enough.

Just a warning about them though. They are a legitimate cult and follow all legal definitions of one. They believe that everyone except them are evil people who should be avoided at all costs except to convert them. They are highly profit motivated and encourage their followers to give as much money as possible to the church. They even look down on college because they see it as useless and that the money spent there is better off going to the church.
Free education 4 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I recommend Aron Ra when it comes to biology and the classification of life. He has an entire series going into detail about nearly every classification.
Boyfriend is going places, just not the bedroom 1 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I'd just let him. With jokes like that, he's more than ready to be a dad.
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nuke 19 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Tell him that the cake will be huuge
nuke 19 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
When dealing with skin cancer, doctors will remove the healthy cells to be sure that they removed all the cancer cells. The same applies here.
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I knew it 5 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Have you ever drank a warm coke and a cold pepsi together? They taste very similar because they were created to be the same drink essentially. Pepsi was made to be drank cold while Coke was to be drank while warm. This is even more obvious in the older generations of the drinks supposedly.
Hank is right 12 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I can hear Hank's voice in my mind so clearly
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funny 49 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
It's not a matter of being transphobic to not call someone zey, zet, or whatever other shitty pronoun they want to use. You're a nice person if you do use those pronouns for them, but if you don't then you're not transphobic unless you are intentionally using the wrong pronouns as a form of harrassment or abuse. It is transphobic to intentionally call a transwoman a man or a transman a woman when you have been informed of their proper gender repeatedly.

As I said in another comment, it is actually harmful to purposefully misgender someone due to a neat little thing called gender dysphoria which is an illness where one's body doesn't match what their brain is hardwired to be e.g. a boy body with a female mind.
If you don't succeed, try again 3 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Triple kill
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Yeah I'm fine 1 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
But they do make it slow down! for the same reason that stretching your arms put while spinning slows you down. If you build a high structure than you actually slow down the rotation of the entire planet by a miniscule amount.
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Who else likes/can agree with grumpy cat 4 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
My old friends: "Y-you were a girl?!?!"
Me: "Only for the past 16 years."
Jay Z is supporting Guevara's point 29 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Just because someone has horrible views on one subject doesn't mean they should never be listened to. I'm not sure if this man just agrees with some of his other views or not, but the concept is still valid.
funny 49 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
If you are referring to gender dysphoria, then you have even less ground to stand on. Gender dysphoria is the condition where one feels distress and psychological harm from being a different gender than the one their body displays. This isn't trans people. All people with dysphoria are trans, but not all trans people have dysphoria. As soon as that individual matches what their brain is saying they are, then the dysphoria goes away leaving a mentally sound person.

If you would just treat them like a human and have them human rights, then dysphoria wouldn't even be a significant issue as a large portion of that dysphoria stems from people who don't realize that purposefully misgendering someone actually causes psychological harm.
funny 49 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
theorethoricalphilianingenescroposcy.
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funny 49 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
They don't feel like a woman or a man sometimes. They change between the two for periods of time. Genderfluidity is a subject I'm not an expert on, but transwoman and transmen actually do exist and are perfectly compliant and even predicted by biology. It has never been properly named a mental disorder and many tests have repeatedly shown that they are not a mental disorder.

In studies where trans people grew up treated like actual humans, a crazy concept to idiots like you, they had the same suicide rates as their cis counterparts. The only reason they have increased suicide rates is because fucks like you constantly tell us that we're subhuman. It's funny how you cause us of indoctrination when you're the one indoctrinating people into automatically hating transpeople.
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How long do snails sleep? 22 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Your input isn't valuable here. I'll do it if I decide I want to.
How long do snails sleep? 22 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I've been considering it
Side chicks take no sh*t 6 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
And sued for possibly upwards of 10k+
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If girls were boys for one day 12 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
*flies into the distance with my cock*
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Illusion 100 1 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
The placebo effect is strong.
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