The only feeling I have is the feeling that you're gonna kill me some day

I'm sorry, but... I've always thought of you more as a friend.

He liked putting the vacuum on his wee-wee too much

I'm a bit iffy. It's an amazing game that I love to watch, but it was a pretty poorly created story.

Don't kinkshame. Some people like to wear collars, some people like to wear costumes wearing collars, some people like to play Fortnite. Everyone has their thing.

I think they're talking about the way the pants fit. Some pants are smaller at the bottom to make a tighter fit.

Depends. At the very least, $50 a month for the rest of my life. Not including any surgeries I may need. SRS typically costs 10-20K. Not unworkably expensive as the surgery may not be needed, but who knows.

(To bartender) I'll have what he's having!

I find the quote, "Suicide is simply taking your pain and passing it onto others" to be extremely selfish. Suicide is a human right. Why does your six months of pain from losing someone override someone else's lifetime of misery that they don't want to have? "Please don't upset me! I know it upsets you to live, but THIS IS ABOUT ME AND NOT YOU!"

Ever been so poor that you gotta lick your nose for dinner?

You almost made a sentence

Everyone is a bit of an exhibitionist

Their gnashing teeth and criminal tongues
Conspire against the odds
But they haven't seen the best of us yeeeett

Your brain picking a number on the spot is a synonym for randomness. Nothing seems to be truly random (Except quantum stuff, but that's outside this realm of thought). Randomness is essentially when the equation gets so large with so many variables that humans aren't capable of seeing any correlation/causation in the result. But it is still an equation and is fixed - hence not random.

... Not really? Your belief may influence how you think about it, but your belief doesn't influence reality outside of you.

Yea... we didn't...