14,000,605 times with only one victory.

"I know I kidnapped you and raped you but to be fair, I did send you a warning.

Acceptable is relative. I'd rate raping a war prisoner as far more acceptable than raping a civilian because one knew, or should have known, that it was a possibility while the other is completely helpless.

I'm actually gonna watch this movie now. I was just trying to find something, so thanks babe!

Exactly like a drug actually. Sugar is a drug in the same way cocaine is except it isn't as fun. It's actually being considered to be classified as a drug.

I did get the joke, but it wasn't exactly a good one. It reminds me of an example I've recently heard.

You can ask why parachuters wear a helmet. What's it gonna do if they do crash into the ground? It is funny because they do wear helmets. If you asked why parachuters wore ballet shoes, then it wouldn't work because they don't wear the shoes. For the same reasons, I see this joke as still working, but it doesn't exactly strike a chord due to it not being an extremity.

I still remember

Maybe that is so, I haven't cared to find out. I know for quite a fact that Google doesn't seem to know if a Snapchat photo was demanded to be deleted. I also happen to have many gifs of bouncing boobs as my dearest enjoyed them far more than I ever did. I also have a few softcore photos on there for art references. Google photos automatically uploads my saves which I'm okay with as it is quite helpful.

Maybe but only if Google wants to unzip a file to find them and learn that it isn't normal internet porn. Heck, they don't even need to be zipped. Was told by a friend.

Google Drive bitch

I mean, the first thing I think of is graphine. It's a sheet of carbon that is literally one atom thick. Naturally, it's a manmade substance. Even ignoring that, there are butterflies with "hairs" that are so small that they can separate waves of light to give the illusion of it being blue.

Sensei

I'm just picturing Jesus dressed like Shakespear in a play.