Sir Spiderman the 8th

sir_spiderman


Just someone who reads fanfiction

— Sir Spiderman the 8th Report User
Advertising done right. 5 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I don't care who it is but if I see a good opportunity and I have some free time, then I'll argue with them.
Advertising done right. 5 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Yelling angrily and threatening physical violence with a promise of emotional abuse won't do you much good in court.
Getting roasted by America's Next Top Model 15 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Most women don't even go to STEM careers simply because they don't want to. The others leave because they realize they don't want to. Don't try to push an agenda just because some idiots are being sexist.
Amen! 1 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Because getting molested by a priest and eating pizza rolls is a dream come true...
Feed him idiots 1 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Clifford the Big Red T-Rex
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Pick up some skills 9 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
One of my friends had a break down in front of the class because her anxiety was so bad, and another had a seizure due to it from the same teacher. I don't even consider the second a friend anymore due to him being a prick.

If you're sound of mind, then by all means let the teacher force you. But if you have a mental/physical condition *with documentation of it*, then you shouldn't let any school do this.
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Pick up some skills 9 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
"Hi, I know you have crippling anxiety, but I don't care about your mental health. Go have a panic attack in front of the classroom, be bullied for it for the rest of high school, and then eventually commit suicide so that I may be sad and talk about how much potential you had."
The Heartsmith 19 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
You don't let one destroy just because you've already started to break either. You gotta know when to leave your heart behind.
90's Spiderman was the real shit 1 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Heil
Just Deadpool being Deadpool 8 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I'm more of a Heavy-R kinda guy
I don't know what to think 14 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Catcalling is an expression free speech. It doesn't inherently harm anyone and many actually enjoy the comments. As long as a certain threshold of inappropriateness isn't reached then who cares?

Let me answer that: Fragile people who are seeking attention due to their pathetically small ego are the ones who care.
Who's taking the photo? 4 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Not a chance. That scene with Naruto and Sasuke kissing is so intense that it's the clear winner.
Meeeeeh 7 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
The reason why I find the "The Lord is our Shepherd!" thing hilarious.

Shepherds don't keep sheep because they're nice. They do it to work them until they die at which point they may or may not eat them.
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That's the truth 12 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
But is it a drug? Does it affect cats in a way more similar to rapey drugs or more similar to very sexy cologne?
The AuthaGraph Is The World's Most Accurate Map 18 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Not quite. This map was made with the intention of fitting very well onto a rectangle which the dymaxion map does not without half the map being useless space. It also doesn't really match very well for deciphering where two places are when they would normally be immediately next to each other.
The AuthaGraph Is The World's Most Accurate Map 18 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Not sure how it well it applies, but google says that Antartica is around 7 Australias away from Australia and it seems to match on this map fairly well.
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It's true 67 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
We can make it a month if we really get lucky nowadays
The AuthaGraph Is The World's Most Accurate Map 18 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
It's good to know we have someone here who is better at mapmaking than thousands of experts working in tandem for hundreds of years to make the most accurate map possible. Maps aren't simple. It is impossible to have a true flat map of a circular object without distortions in shape or area. This map does its best to peserve the area.
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It's called The Holy Bible, you heretic 24 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Aztecs were a bit more open about it, but we don't release a murderer just because someone else murdered two people and this one only murdered one.
It's called The Holy Bible, you heretic 24 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Human Sacrifice:
Numbers 31:25-40
Judges 11:29-40
2 Samuel 21:1, 8-14
"Behold, a child shall be born unto the house of David, Josiah by name; and upon thee shall he offer the priests of the high places that burn incense upon thee, and men's bones shall be burnt upon thee" 1 Kings 13:1-2

God does mention not sacrificing your children to other gods. He wants the sacrifice for himself. Also, wasn't the death of Jesus, a human sacrifice, supposed to be the most important aspect in Christianity?
Animal Sacrifice:
Genesis 4:2-4
Genesis 8:20-21
Genesis 15:9-17
Exodus 20:24
"And thou shalt offer thy burnt offerings, the flesh and the blood, upon the altar of the LORD thy God: and the blood of thy sacrifices shall be poured out upon the altar of the LORD thy God, and thou shalt eat the flesh." Deuteronomy 12:27
That's the truth 12 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
You can't really sneak it. It's a very fragrant smell which is what attracts them. You can make tea with it though.
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Technological progress 4 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
This is still pretty much the best we got. They got a downgrade if anything.
Solidarity 7 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
I'm pretty sure I read this short story in my middle school textbook
That's the truth 12 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
Would using catnip on a catgirl be considered a date rape drug or just an effective cologne?
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Adam and Eve 4 comments
sir_spiderman · 6 years ago
They didn't have any pants! It was just cold!