My power: Black magic 110 comments
sir_spiderman
· 6 years ago
I AM BLACK V-NECK MAN
Kids 2 comments
sir_spiderman
· 6 years ago
Yes, in today's world we don't allow child abuse. I can understand where you come from though; your mom obviously hit you so hard that you became retarded enough to make that sentence.
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Eww 20 comments
sir_spiderman
· 6 years ago
If your friend is complaining about you doing what you want to do, then they aren't your friend. The doctor is being paid to do said reckless shit. Everything you do affects other people, so you may as well stop being such a sensitive prick and accept reality. You're being so overwhelmingly offended by something that has nothing to do with you that I'm surprised you're on here and instead of on Tumblr @i_
Also, taxes don't pay for cosmetic surgery like this appears to be. If you want cosmetic surgery, then you pay from your own wallet.
Also, taxes don't pay for cosmetic surgery like this appears to be. If you want cosmetic surgery, then you pay from your own wallet.
Well, that really 'depends' 5 comments
As a fat lazy 'merican 9 comments
sir_spiderman
· 6 years ago
https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/queen-to-confirm-she-is-immortal-2014122294034 Here is the proof.
(Are you seriously not aware of the "The Queen is immortal!" meme?)
(Are you seriously not aware of the "The Queen is immortal!" meme?)
Me af lol 10 comments
sir_spiderman
· 6 years ago
A sign of a failing society is when the protectors fill innocents with fear
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As a fat lazy 'merican 9 comments
sir_spiderman
· 6 years ago
She's also from a time when people were building pyramids. Ancient people were wicked.
Moon Moon's little brother 210 comments
*lenny face* 10 comments
Yo mama so fat 2 comments
Seen at a church in Portland, OR 3 comments
sir_spiderman
· 6 years ago
Well, if the people you kill/maim aren't isrealites, then you actually have a very good chance of gaining favour from Yahweh.
Seen at a church in Portland, OR 3 comments
sir_spiderman
· 6 years ago
Reading signs on the sign of the highway is nearly as bad as checking a phone~
Things are usually what they seem 1 comments
sir_spiderman
· 6 years ago
Broken people fall in love easier because they're usually trying to find someone to become dependent on. It's easier to hold yourself together with someone else helping. The issue is that you both eventually fall apart worse than when you started.
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Always help yourself first 1 comments
Not that good looking? 2 comments
And then buy an entire new razor that comes with a set of 4 2 comments
sir_spiderman
· 6 years ago
You have no idea of the pain. If I use a blade for more than a month, then it starts tearing at my skin and is absurdly painful.
Replace your blades regularly for a clean shave and better skin.
Replace your blades regularly for a clean shave and better skin.
I'm a helpful person 6 comments
Yes pls 16 comments
sir_spiderman
· 6 years ago
If only it were that easy. I knew it wouldn't work, but a part of me was hoping it would.