Sir Spiderman the 8th

sir_spiderman


Just someone who reads fanfiction

— Sir Spiderman the 8th Report User
My power: Black magic 110 comments
sir_spiderman · 2 years ago
I AM BLACK V-NECK MAN
Kids 2 comments
sir_spiderman · 2 years ago
Yes, in today's world we don't allow child abuse. I can understand where you come from though; your mom obviously hit you so hard that you became retarded enough to make that sentence.
Eww 20 comments
sir_spiderman · 2 years ago
I was talking about @i_, you're doing fine
Snow face 4 comments
sir_spiderman · 2 years ago
Impressed
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Eww 20 comments
sir_spiderman · 2 years ago
If your friend is complaining about you doing what you want to do, then they aren't your friend. The doctor is being paid to do said reckless shit. Everything you do affects other people, so you may as well stop being such a sensitive prick and accept reality. You're being so overwhelmingly offended by something that has nothing to do with you that I'm surprised you're on here and instead of on Tumblr @i_

Also, taxes don't pay for cosmetic surgery like this appears to be. If you want cosmetic surgery, then you pay from your own wallet.
Eww 20 comments
sir_spiderman · 2 years ago
"I wanted to be an Eastern Dragon, not a western!"
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Well, that really 'depends' 5 comments
sir_spiderman · 2 years ago
@lady_deadpool I think I see how this one is going
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As a fat lazy 'merican 9 comments
sir_spiderman · 2 years ago
https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/queen-to-confirm-she-is-immortal-2014122294034 Here is the proof.

(Are you seriously not aware of the "The Queen is immortal!" meme?)
Me af lol 10 comments
sir_spiderman · 2 years ago
A sign of a failing society is when the protectors fill innocents with fear
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As a fat lazy 'merican 9 comments
sir_spiderman · 2 years ago
She's also from a time when people were building pyramids. Ancient people were wicked.
The Heartsmith 19 comments
sir_spiderman · 2 years ago
I have cookies and pokemon games
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Moon Moon's little brother 209 comments
sir_spiderman · 2 years ago
Dark Cyborg, The Enslaver of Men
*lenny face* 10 comments
sir_spiderman · 2 years ago
@flyingoctopus, do you remember why you @'d me?
The Heartsmith 19 comments
sir_spiderman · 2 years ago
I'm asking you to run away with me, xvarnah
I'm a helpful person 6 comments
sir_spiderman · 2 years ago
Bones are very firm
The Heartsmith 19 comments
sir_spiderman · 2 years ago
Can super villians not be wise?
Yo mama so fat 2 comments
sir_spiderman · 2 years ago
I'M SO FUCKING DONE, I AM NOW PROUD OF THIS GENERATION AGAIN
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Seen at a church in Portland, OR 3 comments
sir_spiderman · 2 years ago
Well, if the people you kill/maim aren't isrealites, then you actually have a very good chance of gaining favour from Yahweh.
Seen at a church in Portland, OR 3 comments
sir_spiderman · 2 years ago
Reading signs on the sign of the highway is nearly as bad as checking a phone~
Things are usually what they seem 1 comments
sir_spiderman · 2 years ago
Broken people fall in love easier because they're usually trying to find someone to become dependent on. It's easier to hold yourself together with someone else helping. The issue is that you both eventually fall apart worse than when you started.
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Always help yourself first 1 comments
sir_spiderman · 2 years ago
Ever watch Dukes of Hazzard? https://i.imgur.com/eZfsX0S.gif
Not that good looking? 2 comments
sir_spiderman · 2 years ago
He was pretty nice, but he wasn't my type
And then buy an entire new razor that comes with a set of 4 2 comments
sir_spiderman · 2 years ago
You have no idea of the pain. If I use a blade for more than a month, then it starts tearing at my skin and is absurdly painful.

Replace your blades regularly for a clean shave and better skin.
I'm a helpful person 6 comments
sir_spiderman · 2 years ago
@lady_deadpool How come you never touch me like that?!
Yes pls 16 comments
sir_spiderman · 2 years ago
If only it were that easy. I knew it wouldn't work, but a part of me was hoping it would.