He just wants to Olympic too!

When you realize the syrup in Rio isn't maple.

I love how Kevin Hart just cracks up.

This is FKING brilliant!

I would like a handful of this please?

What do you mean aspire? I am this asshole, and I just label it sticking up for myself against assholes.

So smooth...still not gonna save your ass though.

I'm an asshole

I love this post so much more than I can put into words.

I would know based on secret memories of embarrassing things I've done and relive over and over in the middle of the night.

This would work if I wasn't broke most of the time.

It's the small things that keep us from feeling dead inside, even for a moment.

It was at this moment pupper realized "Who is the good boy!"

I need this, gimme please?!

If you wanna get to see the real me, be around when I'm isolating, binge watching Netflix, and not participating in my own life.

Canada and American relationship, is goals af.

Ok, I've not been giving my dog medication. Someone wanna educate me if I should be?

Good guy Tesla! We need more people like him.