Rich kids be like 24 comments
skittles
· 8 years ago
I can't handle answering one phone much less 5!
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The kitten might be spawned from the devil 3 comments
As a Russian, I can say this is 100% real 20 comments
skittles
· 8 years ago
@danny5527 you know that this is accurate! All it needs is Putin on a bear! Ya tebya lublu!
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The kitten might be spawned from the devil 3 comments
I think it's missing a few randoms, but still accurate 47 comments
skittles
· 8 years ago
I love that @randomfandomgirl is the one who sorts this out. It's just how it should be! Thank you for fan girling.
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yeah 10 comments
skittles
· 8 years ago
I don't know how anyone would ever be able to tell if Asian people are underage, they look magnificent at 60!
I think it's missing a few randoms, but still accurate 47 comments
skittles
· 8 years ago
How do you piss off supernatural fans?
You don't, you don't piss off supernatural fans.
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You don't, you don't piss off supernatural fans.
One out of ten are gay 9 comments
skittles
· 8 years ago
Somehow I found myself talking to my manager, for fks sake and the convo came up...from where I don't even remember. He doesn't believe it's ok because if we all were gay the human race would die out. This is where I SHOULD BE SMART ENOUGH TO SHUT UP, but nooo...so I said "So you're upset because you don't get to fk dudes and suck dick but other guys do?" Then I pointed out our population problem, and told him I think we're gonna be ok without his contribution to the gene pool. It's probably a good thing he doesn't have the right to fire me. I was expecting a religious debate, but I got philosophy from him. He was trying to make a point of it being detrimental to the existence of mankind. I don't know what happened, but I didn't stfu like i should have. I should know better than to argue with this attitude of bigotry.
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White people 14 comments
this is rude but sooooo funny 9 comments
skittles
· 8 years ago
Calm down Hitler, you know what happened the last time you threw a tantrum.
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me irk 8 comments
skittles
· 8 years ago
Personal goal: Abuse alcohol and Xanax.
Eat right: Get veggies on pizza.
Exercise: Pace the floor nervously, in my house.
Socialize: FUNSUBSTANCE!
Talk to family: Text dad tell him I'm now on Xanax with a confessions bear meme.
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Eat right: Get veggies on pizza.
Exercise: Pace the floor nervously, in my house.
Socialize: FUNSUBSTANCE!
Talk to family: Text dad tell him I'm now on Xanax with a confessions bear meme.
Allergies are rough this year 5 comments
I also thought boats would be a much more frequent occurrence 13 comments
skittles
· 8 years ago
They scared me with the fire thing too, and as many fire drills that we had at school, plus the stop drop and roll..honestly it's no wonder I have anxiety.
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this is rude but sooooo funny 9 comments
skittles
· 8 years ago
Unless it breaks...
You can take birth control.
Unless it doesn't work...
You can pull out.
But seriously that's probably why we had Hitler...
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You can take birth control.
Unless it doesn't work...
You can pull out.
But seriously that's probably why we had Hitler...
