I do it 2, 3 or 4 times a day 12 comments
skittles
· 6 years ago
*Sits down in the middle of the the fs floor. Pulls out butter and smothers it on the muffin* I carry butter wherever I go.
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Holy shit...How did he do this in real life? 4 comments
skittles
· 6 years ago
Just like the emoji movie, he was programmed to be a meh but he's different than us.
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Sorry daddy I've been naughty 8 comments
Bad boy 10 comments
Doing a flip while spinning ropes 2 comments
I do it 2, 3 or 4 times a day 12 comments
Hey, the genius figures it out 6 comments
skittles
· 6 years ago
I imagine them going up to a blind person saying random clicking noises. The blind individual smacks the crap out of them and tells them to fk off.
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How to make your children hate you 7 comments
I support this so much! 5 comments
skittles
· 6 years ago
He's ALIVE Bwahahaha!!! And thank you the classes really paid off. *hugs hood* I thought I killed you with cuteness!
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My new favorite thing! 4 comments
I'm drawn to it 12 comments
I support this so much! 5 comments
skittles
· 6 years ago
Nooo!!! You can't die! Stay with me hood! *starts cpr* one two three four five *breathes* hang on hood! One two three four five *breathes*
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My new favorite thing! 4 comments
Right round like a record baby 7 comments
Trust no one, not even yourself 7 comments
Mother land 11 comments
skittles
· 6 years ago
*drinks vodka*...hiccup...you're right. I..hiccup...do feel bet..hiccup..ter I don't remember why I was...hiccup..sad. teehee. You're pretty...hiccup.
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Right round like a record baby 7 comments
skittles
· 6 years ago
Gurl..you better get yo ass in there! And just for future reference, you don't get to complain that your bf is too big!
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I'm drawn to it 12 comments
skittles
· 6 years ago
Is bestiality with inanimate objects really bestiality? Asking for a friend.
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Now those were some hardcore pirates 9 comments
skittles
· 6 years ago
At first I read panties instead of pirates, so I was trying to figure out who murica was. Wow. I am special.
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