skittles

skittles


Are you checking me out?

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I do it 2, 3 or 4 times a day 12 comments
skittles · 6 years ago
*Sits down in the middle of the the fs floor. Pulls out butter and smothers it on the muffin* I carry butter wherever I go.
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Holy shit...How did he do this in real life? 4 comments
skittles · 6 years ago
Just like the emoji movie, he was programmed to be a meh but he's different than us.
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Sorry daddy I've been naughty 8 comments
skittles · 6 years ago
And probably a mouthful of soap..
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I do it 2, 3 or 4 times a day 12 comments
skittles · 6 years ago
*sniffle* yes.
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Sorry daddy I've been naughty 8 comments
skittles · 6 years ago
Everything has always played victim to my dirty mind anyway.
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I do it 2, 3 or 4 times a day 12 comments
skittles · 6 years ago
I am making progress
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Bad boy 10 comments
skittles · 6 years ago
Do not call her bad or ugly! Poor doggo. I will love her forever!
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Raking leaves time-lapse 4 comments
skittles · 6 years ago
This was really satisfying
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Doing a flip while spinning ropes 2 comments
skittles · 6 years ago
Yesterday I almost fell getting off the couch
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I do it 2, 3 or 4 times a day 12 comments
skittles · 6 years ago
Staying alive, and it's time consuming too.
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Truest words ever spoke 1 comments
skittles · 6 years ago
This is sadly true
Hey, the genius figures it out 6 comments
skittles · 6 years ago
I imagine them going up to a blind person saying random clicking noises. The blind individual smacks the crap out of them and tells them to fk off.
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How to make your children hate you 7 comments
skittles · 6 years ago
I would have loved getting a watermelon for Easter.
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Everyday heroic 5 comments
skittles · 6 years ago
This is awesome!
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I support this so much! 5 comments
skittles · 6 years ago
He's ALIVE Bwahahaha!!! And thank you the classes really paid off. *hugs hood* I thought I killed you with cuteness!
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My new favorite thing! 4 comments
skittles · 6 years ago
You should be able to with Photoshop. And just doing simple animation.
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I'm drawn to it 12 comments
skittles · 6 years ago
Just asking for my friend.. bob uh bob..u.ra Barbra.
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I support this so much! 5 comments
skittles · 6 years ago
Nooo!!! You can't die! Stay with me hood! *starts cpr* one two three four five *breathes* hang on hood! One two three four five *breathes*
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My new favorite thing! 4 comments
skittles · 6 years ago
Stuff with hands is my new favorite stuff.
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Right round like a record baby 7 comments
skittles · 6 years ago
I did! It doesn't take long when you don't ever shut up. Lolz
Trust no one, not even yourself 7 comments
skittles · 6 years ago
I trust you too hood. See we don't number nuffin!
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Mother land 11 comments
skittles · 6 years ago
*drinks vodka*...hiccup...you're right. I..hiccup...do feel bet..hiccup..ter I don't remember why I was...hiccup..sad. teehee. You're pretty...hiccup.
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Right round like a record baby 7 comments
skittles · 6 years ago
Gurl..you better get yo ass in there! And just for future reference, you don't get to complain that your bf is too big!
I'm drawn to it 12 comments
skittles · 6 years ago
Is bestiality with inanimate objects really bestiality? Asking for a friend.
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Now those were some hardcore pirates 9 comments
skittles · 6 years ago
At first I read panties instead of pirates, so I was trying to figure out who murica was. Wow. I am special.
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