I immediately thought of Cas

Took a bullet/stabbed on the outside of my left thigh?

In a parallel universe

Sagittarius

Got my name from that first movie :)

Need your heart in my ass

Awesome dad alert

My dad double-bounced me over the edge when I was four. I landed in the goldfish pond and sprained my wrist.

This made me sick to my stomach

It's like some post-apacalyptic waste land. Creepy

Oh god why

For some reason, this makes me really sad

That's not fair. If he's tired enough that he needs to sleep in class, you shouldn't make him embarrass himself. That's an asshole teacher.

This actually works

Tom! That's naughty

Look at how adorable Tom is!!!

Poor kids. No childhood at all.

God bless 'Merica and our troops!

Sir Pouncey McPaws

Trust me, it isn't fun. At all.

Yeah, this isn't funny. Alcoholism is a serious problem, not the butt of your stupid joke.

Thank you, aeris!

Really?

Jesus, mgoveia. What's stuck up your ass?

Don't forget Sherlock, people! Or is he still a villain to us...?