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aaay where are all my musicians attt? 38 comments
slamdunkey · 9 years ago
NOT MY CABBAGECORP
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insomnia 14 comments
slamdunkey · 9 years ago
that's the point
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insomnia 14 comments
slamdunkey · 9 years ago
the matrix in a parallel universe
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Something's f*cky 6 comments
slamdunkey · 9 years ago
"do you have six fingers on your right hand? my father was killed by a six-fingered man"
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Is that a uterus necklace? 6 comments
slamdunkey · 9 years ago
there is a reply button located directly to the right of the downwards-pointing thumb icon
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Technically speaking 8 comments
slamdunkey · 9 years ago
no no, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say 26
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Is that a uterus necklace? 6 comments
slamdunkey · 9 years ago
I did, but I don't understand
http://www.webster-dictionary.org/definition/fasion
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Would you? 53 comments
slamdunkey · 9 years ago
cyanide tipped?
A title? Me? Noooooo 7 comments
slamdunkey · 9 years ago
Dean from The Iron Giant
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Oh. 12 comments
slamdunkey · 9 years ago
fuck off you wrote both those things
nice try
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A promise 11 comments
slamdunkey · 9 years ago
essentially
I guess that's why the Emperor and Vader were in charge of the Empire so easily - because they were mind-controlling Sith
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Oh. 12 comments
slamdunkey · 9 years ago
mgoveia's not even here anymore you dense guest
Technically speaking 8 comments
slamdunkey · 9 years ago
I'd say at least 16, if not 17
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*title* 9 comments
slamdunkey · 9 years ago
agreed
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the title is a lie 9 comments
slamdunkey · 9 years ago
this "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" is a lie
it's definitely butter
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Marketing in a nutshell 4 comments
slamdunkey · 9 years ago
▼
Companies, why you do dis tho 8 comments
slamdunkey · 9 years ago
"what the fuck is that smell"
'it's the smell of gun'
sorry guys that's my cologne
"what the fuck Jim"
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And meanwhile, in Canada 7 comments
slamdunkey · 9 years ago
did you try turning it off and on again
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aaay where are all my musicians attt? 38 comments
slamdunkey · 9 years ago
yee boy
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I didn't expect to find out the ocean was this deep 15 comments
slamdunkey · 9 years ago
*applause*
*whistling*
*tears running down people's faces*
*cheering*
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Friend sent me this. Apparently I am a demigod. 75 comments
slamdunkey · 9 years ago
i see red what the fuck does that mean
And meanwhile, in Canada 7 comments
slamdunkey · 9 years ago
"I'm feeling lucky"
www.bearswithkalashnikovs.ru
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aaay where are all my musicians attt? 38 comments
slamdunkey · 9 years ago
it's a mastapeece
5/5
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lOL IM SINGLEAF UGLYAF WHAT IS HTIS SLUMP WTF NO IM FCKING PERFECT SCREW U I H8 MYSELF 10 comments
slamdunkey · 9 years ago
listen here, Hitler's nipples / pineapples:
you are okay
you'll get through this slump
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lime 5 comments
slamdunkey · 9 years ago
passage from Anansi Boys by Neil Gaiman
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