User slamdunkey Banned
For the socially inept 15 comments
slamdunkey
· 8 years ago
"You're a fucking piece of shit scumfuck bastard mental dickface that should be gunned down in the street like the degenerate you are."
"In this economy?"
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"In this economy?"
Parents, huh? 5 comments
These birds are so metal 17 comments
slamdunkey
· 8 years ago
Okay, so they're big flightless birds, like emus, except they have this hard peak/spike on top of their head which they use to attack people and animals with, occasionally causing fatal injury. Don't even make eye contact with a cassowary - you will die.
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Hawkeye is Bernie Sanders 8 comments
slamdunkey
· 8 years ago
Which is why I said "walks past", as they go to visit the grave of Putin III, grand ruler of Russia
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Different types of social 13 comments
slamdunkey
· 8 years ago
Sociosociosociosociosociosociosociosociosociohitlersociosociosociosocial.
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A Brazilian sex theme park er*tikaland is set to open in 2018 17 comments
slamdunkey
· 8 years ago
What exactly entails a 7D cinema? I know of 4D, but 7 seems a tad excessive.
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Different types of social 13 comments
slamdunkey
· 8 years ago
You're right, because I'll win.
Antisocial is the only correct way.
Conform or die.
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Edited 8 years ago
Antisocial is the only correct way.
Conform or die.
These pet rocks are raised in miserable, overcrowded conditions 6 comments
slamdunkey
· 8 years ago
*calls 1-800-ROCKY*
"Hello, this is Balboa."
"What?"
"You've called 1-800-ROCKY, and this is Mr Balboa."
"Seriously?"
"Yeah, what can I do for you?"
"I thought this was the pet rock thingy"
"Ah, no, that's 1-700-ROCKY. You've got the wrong number."
"Oh ok, thanks."
"Bye."
*click*
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"Hello, this is Balboa."
"What?"
"You've called 1-800-ROCKY, and this is Mr Balboa."
"Seriously?"
"Yeah, what can I do for you?"
"I thought this was the pet rock thingy"
"Ah, no, that's 1-700-ROCKY. You've got the wrong number."
"Oh ok, thanks."
"Bye."
*click*
The struggles of not being European and living in the greatest country on Earth 20 comments
slamdunkey
· 8 years ago
Just start a YouTube channel. You'll have money in no time. Kids eat up those Minecraft lets plays
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Hawkeye is Bernie Sanders 8 comments
slamdunkey
· 8 years ago
And then everyone who walks past will have no idea what it's talking about, because it will have been like 70 years since the MCU
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Hover mode 5 comments
Can You Solve These Riddles? 4 comments
ayyyyyyy lmao 12 comments
slamdunkey
· 8 years ago
How about this though:
Stop making people ashamed for being huge or tiny, even if they deserve it, ESPECIALLY not if they have an illness like anorexia
And then, excepting people WITH anorexia who have it BECAUSE of these things, stop reacting to the few who continue to shame.
That is all, Dunk out.
Stop making people ashamed for being huge or tiny, even if they deserve it, ESPECIALLY not if they have an illness like anorexia
And then, excepting people WITH anorexia who have it BECAUSE of these things, stop reacting to the few who continue to shame.
That is all, Dunk out.
South korean flag 11 comments
I kind of like this new body, actually 11 comments
I'm talking about banks offering subprime loans to people with virtually no income that resulted in a huge housing bubble that burst in 2008