If you send just one dollar, a poor pet rock can be saved. Call now to receive your free information kit, and a picture of the pet rock you save!
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· 7 years ago
*sad angel music in the background*
These rocks are mined, beaten, thrown, or even pushed off of cliffs.
This is all legal and it shouldn't be.
Please call 1-800-ROCKY right now and please save a pet rock today.
If you call right now, you'll get a free t-shirt, a way to name your rock, and a picture of your pet rock for only five cents a day.
Please buy a pet rock today, before they are smashed to pieces.
*calls 1-800-ROCKY*
"Hello, this is Balboa."
"What?"
"You've called 1-800-ROCKY, and this is Mr Balboa."
"Seriously?"
"Yeah, what can I do for you?"
"I thought this was the pet rock thingy"
"Ah, no, that's 1-700-ROCKY. You've got the wrong number."
"Oh ok, thanks."
"Bye."
*click*
These rocks are mined, beaten, thrown, or even pushed off of cliffs.
This is all legal and it shouldn't be.
Please call 1-800-ROCKY right now and please save a pet rock today.
If you call right now, you'll get a free t-shirt, a way to name your rock, and a picture of your pet rock for only five cents a day.
Please buy a pet rock today, before they are smashed to pieces.
"Hello, this is Balboa."
"What?"
"You've called 1-800-ROCKY, and this is Mr Balboa."
"Seriously?"
"Yeah, what can I do for you?"
"I thought this was the pet rock thingy"
"Ah, no, that's 1-700-ROCKY. You've got the wrong number."
"Oh ok, thanks."
"Bye."
*click*
Comes peta