Slimchance

slimchance


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The double eldredge knot perfectly executed 8 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Man I can barely do a single Eldredge knot.
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This is Vantablack, the darkest material on earth absorbing 99.965% of radiation 21 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Amazing. It looks exactly like a Canon lens cap.
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Murder of Crows 12 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
That was a good one. You got me.
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Who would even do that 5 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
I like how Rowena and Helga are actually focused while Salazar and Godric are just dicking around in the forest.
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Oh my jaws 11 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
"My ancestors are smiling at me, Humans. Can you say the same?"
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Gotta love Adventures of George Washington! 3 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
I did not know that the Adventures of George Washington was something I needed in my life.
Thank you.
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When the ugliest person you know has a relationship and you're still single. 8 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Or, alternatively, you may be very ugly and very in denial.
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When the ugliest person you know has a relationship and you're still single. 8 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Maybe they're a delightful person and you're less than delightful.
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The horror 10 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
I can already tell by your username that we're kindred souls.
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The horror 10 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
The Polyjuice is losing potency.
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I would cry 14 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Ah, you're right. My mistake.
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I would cry 14 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Voldemort already had (to his knowledge) 7 horcruxes by the time Lily and James were dead. He didn't need to make their tombstones into any more.
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This is f**kin badass 11 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Good point. If you wanna play, you gotta pay.
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This is f**kin badass 11 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
You might be surprised. I work in an auto shop and tons of people come in with nice, expensive cars that they can't afford to repair or maintain.
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This is f**kin badass 11 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Too much.
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Google translate >.> 17 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Playground Dad captured.
Mission success.
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My absolute favorite review 9 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
I'd say they don't keep it in stock because no one buys it.
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0-100 real quick 21 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Obviously DiCaprio.
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0-100 real quick 21 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Without a doubt, he was the best Renaissance painter. No competition.
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Every night 5 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Clever.
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0-100 real quick 21 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
DiCaprio.
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Bill Clinton meeting JFK 8 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
It's Boys Nation. I went to VA Boys State a while back. One of our Senators to Boys Nation recreated the Bill Clinton moment with Obama.
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What do you see? 20 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
I don't see anything.
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Every night 5 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
And then it doesn't come.
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Thank you, college. Also, I appreciate it 3 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
What hypocrisy. They said one thing and did the other.
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