Don't worry, they don't.

That's just criminal, banana bread is delicious.

Aerosmith warned us about this.

Garfield, take notes.

Booty got me like.

WASTED.

Hmm...
After consideration, I've decided I can fap to this.

Very educational. Thank you.

A Tweet on Facebook on FS.

That smug ass smile.

If you know what I mean.

When I was a kid I read a book on lucid dreaming and decided to work on it. Now I regularly lucid dream, not every night but often, and I've never had any issues with it.

Neither did he.

Plot Twist: it has been the same, long lived shark all this time.

Heard it tastes like shit.

No, thank you.

"Ever since you sold me that marker bulb, my tires have been making noise" and other such nonsense is unfortunately not an uncommon complaint by idiot customers.

At first I didn't understand and just thought "Wow, that is a really inefficient burial system, they should fix that."
Then I got it and realized I'm actually an idiot.