Slimchance

slimchance


Here is my bio,
Here is my spout

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What happened in 2015? 35 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
A Pup Named Scooby Doo was my go-to back in the day.
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What happened in 2015? 35 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Everything was good until 2005.
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seriously? 10 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Doesn't matter had sex.
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I hate it when they do this 31 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Silence of the Lambs will always be my fav.
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so um yeah 13 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
There are no marriageable Khajiit in Skyrim. Other than that, right on.
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What happens when you replace weapons with thumbs-ups 14 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
The Full Metal Jacket one...
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the real question is: what was the joke? 12 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
How I'll go out.
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Give this man a medal, and a cookie 7 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Rekt
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To every science teacher I've ever had 9 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Even had he been deaf, that's an odd way to handle it. "This child has not learned to do a thing, I demand he be removed from the exact place that's intended to teach children to do things."
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The store also sells tanks 22 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Now all I need is a new muffler bearing.
Only 'Murica exists 21 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
What else is there?
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because.......... it's my good side? 3 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Bitch I know my angles.
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Spotted in Chilé 8 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
That's exactly the kind of thing a hippie would say.
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Ill = Doctor, PC broke = IT guy and so on 20 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Disposable income meets need for entertainment.
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If I died today 5 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Ouch.
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A bit of privacy please 3 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
There's been an abundance of lolcats lately. The olden days are upon us.
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I bet that suitcase is jam packed 10 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
I bet that suitcase is jam packed
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Me irl 6 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
I relate to this on a spiritual level.
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I'm more upbeat and happier when speaking Spanish. Shy and timid in English 54 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
I'm much more soft spoken when I speak Spanish and upbeat speaking Russian.
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This happen sometimes 6 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
Good way to start an online argument.
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Don't call me a redneck starter pack 8 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
All the rednecks I know own the fact they're rednecks.
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This is posted at my new internship 5 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
At least I've got something to look forward to.
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"I play soccer" 33 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
He has a sperm cell on his head.
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I am not a smart man 42 comments
slimchance · 9 years ago
I guessed on the majority of them. I ended up googling the answer to one, and that's when I found out it was written on the claw.
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