Those things last forever. My 92 still is the most dependable thing I've ever driven.

I am now a responsible adult and it pains me to do homework and be productive with all of those distractions in the room.

Pre-AP?

I'd rather beat it than shred it, thanks.

It's Simon's Church.

Sopisticated software is also crazy expensive and not worth the cost to put in a vending machine.

I dunno man. Fallout will still be there tomorrow.

Cant help but read the title in George Takei's voice.

Legend.

When someone says you're a Hassidic hillbilly with a snoot full of honeybees.

Both are terrible but Verizon is worse.

This guy was ridiculous. "I'm not gay I just wanted to break his heart"

Always quality comments from Fuckmeintheassdad

Is this an uncommon thing? Gas stoves were all we had growing up.

Conversely, the Foot in the Door technique: begin with small requests and work your way up to large ones.

Kenny G is no mere mortal.

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Of course the media lies. The truth isn't interesting.

Before reading the title I thought Bach was playing music in hell and torturing the demons.

What a dummy

Mama always said the best way to stop a suicide is to make it a homicide.